This is lovely, and also is the sort of post I would make after a fungus took over my mind

Something tells me they're telling a white lie about getting their work "translated by bilingual native professionals from the target languages"

Stuff I tend to think when I play with summons:
- Man I wish I was where my summon is right now (and vice versa)
- Man I wish it could cast my spell right now
- I want to pet the summon and smother it in affection and get benefits from doing so
- Nooo my best lil buddy nobody hurt him!

Some bread and butter summoner stuff is:
- see through summon's eyes/read its thoughts across great distance
- summon can serve as a mount
- You may teleport to summon's location/swap places
- Buffs that affect "you and your summons"
- Take hits for your summon so it doesn't die