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Shark guy, Conor Garland
Conor Garland, 8, Vancouver Canucks Yes, it’s true; Conor Garland is one of the shortest players in the league, standing at 5’8 in a sport full of men over 6’. But don’t you dare look away from him. In a survey conducted among NHL players, Garland came up in the Top 5 of ‘Players-I-Would-Like-To-Punch’, which is impressive considering the overwhelming competition. It just goes to show his killer persistance and tenacity on the ice — once Garland is on shift, the winger will be trying his absolute hardest to get the puck into the Canucks’ possession. Even if that means slamming guys twice his size into the boards. Rapid Facts; Nicknames: Gar, Garly, ‘Munchkin’ via fellow teammate Brock Boeser; Loves sharks, knows a bunch of behind-the-scenes facts about Jaws, and can identify shark species; Originally drafted by the Arizona Coyotes (RIP); Self-proclaimed ‘coffee guy’ of sorts, was the only Canuck to name more than one coffee place in Vancouver; Married his fiancé Meghan in 2023! They have a cute white dog named Bubba Only hot people wear neck guards, that is a FACT; While locked-in on the ice, once he scores, his cellies are ELITE
November 15, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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Guess we’re starting over here, here’s the Canucks captain, Quinn Hughes
Quinn Hughes, Captain, Number 43. “Oh captain, my captain,” Rogers Arena cries, and as the 15th captain of the Vancouver Canucks, Quinn Hughes carries the responsibility of historically one of the unluckiest franchises in the NHL. But it’s a position he’s prepared for; being one of the top defencemen, he’s quick on his feet, adaptive to the ever-changing environment, and a perfect target for his opponents. See, it may look like they’re hitting a sad, wet cat on ice, but rest assured, Hughes is three steps ahead, planning out their demise and blowing them up with his mind. Let’s go king! Rapid Facts; nicknames: Huggy, Huggy Bear, Q-Ball, Quinner, Captain Lexapro; Listens to Early 2010s indie rock to channel in that young adult angst (check out Counting Crows); Knows how to cook, and tries to read at least one book per week; Youngest Canucks captain ever; Eldest Hughes Brother Probably sees ghosts; His distressed face, monotone voice, and love for the game have endeared the audience greatly
November 15, 2024 at 6:51 PM