Our first sunset from the balcony of our new apartment in Puerto Vallarta. ¡La vida es buena!

Fear of infinity is probably a real thing. Anyways I have it…so I invented the number steve. The number steve is the number just after infinity. It helps keep me chill when I count stuff approaching infinity. However, I don’t recommend counting stuff of that magnitude if you don’t have to.

I’m pissed that Prince is still dead.

From my popular advice column:

Dear Captain Brainwave,
Should I constantly watch dinosaur fights on tv?
Thanks,
Dinosaur Steve

Dear Dinosaur Steve,
Yes.
Sincerely,
Captain Brainwave

It would be hypocritical of me to fault Joe Biden for pardoning his son. I guarantee that I would do anything in my power (even illegally as possible) to keep my son or daughter from prison or any such situation. All I can say is: It's about time Joe.

Donald Trump, Elon Musk and JD Vance are in a rowboat when it springs a leak and begins to sink. You can only save one. Which one is rescued? Just kidding. They all drowned.

As my first post, I'd like to share the latest wall adornment in our somewhat eclectically-decorated apartment. This exquisite original painting was a gift from the artist Hans Lueschen and his amazing wife, Pamela. It is officially my favorite possession!