Lushr
lushr.bsky.social
Lushr
@lushr.bsky.social
Y’all voted for multiple Bushes, Clintons and clowns. So this is what you get. It’s pretty much been a monarchy/game of thrones since the 90s. Earlier if you count that actor.
April 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Your cat was napped and replaced by tiny human in catsuit looking to live la vida loca.
April 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I mean, if that’s what he thinks it might explain his earnings. I’m thinking about twelve things right now I should be getting 12 hours pay from my boss, not 1 hour!
April 26, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I mean when was the last time he operated a washing machine, or a dishwasher… he barely has to maintain himself or his home let alone his own kids… but also his math is terrible for a billionaire.
April 26, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I knew that one went into your lap! You looked everywhere except on yourself!
February 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I was supposed to go this week but Bluesky and P4A and Netflix and Amazon shopping cart all disagree.
February 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It’s ok I’m flexible. As long as you’re not a 16 year old boy I’ll talk to you.
February 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
So much better pre COVID though, it got Enshittification by marketing
February 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My cut off is, you have to be born before Kurt
Cobain died… before that my cut off was you have to be born before Cindi Laupers debut album came out… my new cut off will eventually become be born before YouTube. But I’m not ready yet.
February 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Have you read/watched Chomsky’s Requiem for the American Dream this year? I mean it was prescient in 2016. It is simplicity itself now. I find myself calm. I find the portions easy. Option one: opt out. No further options.
February 3, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I thought of you today. 2nd day in a row I had a killer headache from the heat. My physio says it’s all in my neck it’s effing up my arms and everything. Yay! Swimming is the cure apparently.
February 3, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I meant to come back nd say Pixelfed is apparently the new insta…
February 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Oh I hate it when that happens. My caffeine withdrawal headaches were unbearable and sometimes turned to migraines.
February 1, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Come up with a story where a cabal of billionaires accidentally destroy themselves and their wealth is distributed evenly among the poorest people around the world who set up their own local gov.
January 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Been waiting decades for @jasperfforde.bsky.social to come up with another in the jack Spratt series. Let alone shades of grey which WAS my favourite book of all time. So I’m not too fussed for DV3.
January 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just please don’t eff us in the A. You know. Like privacy and community need to be human rights even on the internet.
January 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You should have started 12 years ago to be fair. Lots of coping skills you’d already have. I just want men to know it’s never to young to start therapy.
January 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The neck thing is usually a tension headache. Tablets and laptops do it too. My dr said to just call tension headaches migraines or my boss wouldn’t get how painful they are.
January 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I cried for 20 days straight. It did not hurt my sinuses. That is a sinus infection
January 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I guess we’re not going to count miscarriages or still births….
January 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Omg thank you! I already lost all the tweets I used to follow but don’t wanna lose the instas.
January 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
That is so not how it works… it’s forever tainted now unless a masterful correction can be made with white out. May need to hire a forger.
January 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM