shut up lauren
@lurns.bsky.social
Do not stop me from buying a rotisserie chicken
December 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Do not stop me from buying a rotisserie chicken
Me trying to work with this outdated nlp documentation that is so fucking fucked up
a man wearing glasses is looking at a computer screen with hbo max written on the bottom
ALT: a man wearing glasses is looking at a computer screen with hbo max written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Me trying to work with this outdated nlp documentation that is so fucking fucked up
The Thunderdome is open
October 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The Thunderdome is open
The mosquitos (no pun intended) suck this year, I’m covering up but still getting bitten all over my HANDS wtaf
August 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The mosquitos (no pun intended) suck this year, I’m covering up but still getting bitten all over my HANDS wtaf
Seven mosquito bites after taking my dog out for 5 minutes
July 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Seven mosquito bites after taking my dog out for 5 minutes
Why did I think I could handle more than one caffeinated beverage
June 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Why did I think I could handle more than one caffeinated beverage
Starting my day off with a power outage 💃
May 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Starting my day off with a power outage 💃
Spotted on Zillow… the boob lights are evolving
April 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Spotted on Zillow… the boob lights are evolving
wild berry Celsius 📉
Korean fried calamari snack 📈
Korean fried calamari snack 📈
April 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
wild berry Celsius 📉
Korean fried calamari snack 📈
Korean fried calamari snack 📈
I'm only on episode 2 but where's Rory 😡 #HandmaidsTale
April 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm only on episode 2 but where's Rory 😡 #HandmaidsTale
usps needs to come to bluesky so i can complain because wtf is going on with my package sitting in STL for a week and then going to OH
April 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
usps needs to come to bluesky so i can complain because wtf is going on with my package sitting in STL for a week and then going to OH
Reposted by shut up lauren
i tried using a nasal decongestant spray for my allergies and it is incredibly powerful
March 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
i tried using a nasal decongestant spray for my allergies and it is incredibly powerful
I tried using a nasal decongestant spray for my allergies and it is Incredibly Powerful. Too Powerful
March 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I tried using a nasal decongestant spray for my allergies and it is Incredibly Powerful. Too Powerful
Tito said 2025 is the year of vet expenses 🤑🐶
January 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Tito said 2025 is the year of vet expenses 🤑🐶
Can the sphere get some good music PLEASE
November 12, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Can the sphere get some good music PLEASE