Lurkington J. O’lurkerton III
@lurkyolurkerton.bsky.social
Revisiting my childhood on Bluesky via Mad Magazine
Some Political stuff, but I'll try to keep it under control
Some Political stuff, but I'll try to keep it under control
Hoping to capture a slice of China's rapidly growing middle class twat market, no doubt...
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Hoping to capture a slice of China's rapidly growing middle class twat market, no doubt...
He'll go through life without punishment, loss of privilege or any understanding of what a boof head he is. He will never experience the slightest shred of remorse or empathy.
The whole system is a slap in the face for ordinary people & is designed to ensure those like him never suffer..
The whole system is a slap in the face for ordinary people & is designed to ensure those like him never suffer..
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
He'll go through life without punishment, loss of privilege or any understanding of what a boof head he is. He will never experience the slightest shred of remorse or empathy.
The whole system is a slap in the face for ordinary people & is designed to ensure those like him never suffer..
The whole system is a slap in the face for ordinary people & is designed to ensure those like him never suffer..
You haven't seen anything yet,
bbbbb baby.
bbbbb baby.
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
You haven't seen anything yet,
bbbbb baby.
bbbbb baby.
Finally, a grooming tip I can use!
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Finally, a grooming tip I can use!
Deceptively well crafted song. When attitude meets aptitude.
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Deceptively well crafted song. When attitude meets aptitude.
Maybe something like 'Elderroot Yarbenflower' or 'Grokanblossom'...
...I dunno.
Nice flower, though.
...I dunno.
Nice flower, though.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Maybe something like 'Elderroot Yarbenflower' or 'Grokanblossom'...
...I dunno.
Nice flower, though.
...I dunno.
Nice flower, though.
Reminds me of RDR! Gotta love the names of these plants, Wild Basil a bit unimaginitive though.
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Reminds me of RDR! Gotta love the names of these plants, Wild Basil a bit unimaginitive though.
Only slightly more ridiculous than carbon capture and storage.
Still, anything to keep the fossil fuel profits rolling in...
Still, anything to keep the fossil fuel profits rolling in...
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Only slightly more ridiculous than carbon capture and storage.
Still, anything to keep the fossil fuel profits rolling in...
Still, anything to keep the fossil fuel profits rolling in...
Or we could - I dunno - maybe just stop releasing so much fucking carbon into the atmosphere...
Fuck the fossil fuel industry
Fuck the fossil fuel industry
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Or we could - I dunno - maybe just stop releasing so much fucking carbon into the atmosphere...
Fuck the fossil fuel industry
Fuck the fossil fuel industry
Nice sky blue cardi, that!
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Nice sky blue cardi, that!
I tried my best to hate it, I really did…
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I tried my best to hate it, I really did…
Gaines would have approved, nice work!
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Gaines would have approved, nice work!