Lurk Morrison
@lurkmorrison.bsky.social
Taking an extended break from social media. Be back whe(never).
Guys, I think that Trump mocked by ‘Stocktwits’ X account after his claim that drug prices fell ‘700%’.
...But I can't be completely sure.
...But I can't be completely sure.
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Guys, I think that Trump mocked by ‘Stocktwits’ X account after his claim that drug prices fell ‘700%’.
...But I can't be completely sure.
...But I can't be completely sure.
"It would be illegal." So they're 100% doing it, then?
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"It would be illegal." So they're 100% doing it, then?
Do stop believing.
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Do stop believing.
Hillary Clinton: I have the worst political instincts of all time!
Kamala: [awkward laughter] Hold my coconut!
Kamala: [awkward laughter] Hold my coconut!
September 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hillary Clinton: I have the worst political instincts of all time!
Kamala: [awkward laughter] Hold my coconut!
Kamala: [awkward laughter] Hold my coconut!
Bunch of a-holes outting themselves in the comments.
September 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Bunch of a-holes outting themselves in the comments.
I want my gun to ***shoot***, I do not want to manually reload every damn bullet every damn time.
July 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I want my gun to ***shoot***, I do not want to manually reload every damn bullet every damn time.
I want my horse to **run**, I do not want to a play a rhythm game, Rockstar.
July 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I want my horse to **run**, I do not want to a play a rhythm game, Rockstar.
Hold L1 to open your weapon wheel, then use *the right analog stick* to highlight the item you want to use, then *release the L1 button*. That's not unintuitive at all!
July 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hold L1 to open your weapon wheel, then use *the right analog stick* to highlight the item you want to use, then *release the L1 button*. That's not unintuitive at all!
The controls are just... so awful. Were they drunk when they designed them?
July 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The controls are just... so awful. Were they drunk when they designed them?
I too have never studied American history.
July 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I too have never studied American history.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
May 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Don't smack his wrist too hard guys, he might feel it!
May 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Don't smack his wrist too hard guys, he might feel it!
Yes, and everyone should have it.
January 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Yes, and everyone should have it.