SJ deserves to be YQY's biggest stan. He's fighting in the comments and wishing he still has his cultivation to defend YQY's honor.

sometimes in another language, to his baby. SQH has to say he's just trying to teach the baby languages early. Let him get it early, he's surely going to be smart! SY is just grateful he doesn't need to deal with horrible baby talk and he gets info about the sect early.

Which is probably how he figures out this is a tiny transmigrator and now he's extra stressed. He has no idea who this baby is yet, but he's got to try to help the poor little things because he remembers how much this sucked. SQQ is very confused when he hears him talking about random crap,

in a thunderstorm but he has to be brave! So brave! He manages it, but mainly by fleeing the second he can. SQQ doesn't quite believe him until he hears the complaints and then SQH has earned exactly 1 trust point and is sitting at like, +5. Since everyone else is at -100 he's given more baby time.

SQH definitely ends up at a meeting with bb SY and is basically fighting for his life. He knows SQQ will end him painfully if any of their nosy, bossy martial siblings touch that baby. Not even MQF is allowed. YQY tries so hard to get a look, so is everyone else. SQH is shaking like a chihuahua

One of his jiejies from the brothel is going to be caring for him and Shang Qinghua is grudgingly allowed to help under strict supervision. Only as a last resort and he's under strict orders that no one else is allowed to look at the baby without SQQ there to watch like a particularly violent hawk.

The end result is poor Shen Yuan getting slowly dragged into this polycule and only realizing when he can't deny it any longer. Poor man doesn't know where he went wrong but at least Shen Qingqiu is a good teacher when he isn't trying to climb his own old teacher like a tree.

Also, you can't just make out with him in bed, even if you think your shizun is asleep! He'll just go to the other room so you can have some privacy. They both trap him by laying on him, and this is much harder to escape than when they were scrawny teens who needed to share a bed roll to stay warm.

He would have thought there would be more modesty standards, but he is basically family so maybe it doesn't count. Why are you two insistent he sleeps in your bed? Yes, they used to do that when you two were tiny but you're both adults and what married couple wants shizun in their bed?

how to snag their third.

Poor Shen Yuan is not prepared. He was just worrying that he raised the scum villain and his husband? (It explains so much and nothing about PIDW) Now they're acting weird? Of course shizun will visit and will stay with you. Maybe calm down with the PDA kids.

Which means they agree to go to Cang Qiong. They were contemplating how to show shizun they can be equals, and wouldn't being peak lords count? So they have a goal and are plotting behind shizun's back. Those two never really dealt with that betrayal, so they're married and already plotting

thinks of them both as babies. They had thought of just starting their seduction plan, but he's always going to think of them as kids if he watches them grow up, at least according to that succubus they met when shizun was documenting some weird frog.

This beautiful, amazing immortal master saved them from their horrible lives and taught them. He treated them like people for the first time and have them hope. All they want is to stay with him and make him proud. They also both know they have crushes on their shizun, but he