Wall to wall Bens
@lurkerben.bsky.social
Just this guy, you know?
Pretty sure Brad Paisley told the anecdote on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me
January 2, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Pretty sure Brad Paisley told the anecdote on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me
Just say numbers out loud I Guarantee someone at the table will math for you
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Just say numbers out loud I Guarantee someone at the table will math for you
Just so you know. We care about you, too.
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Just so you know. We care about you, too.
I can tell when you guys aren’t keeping me in the loop on something…your lips move
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I can tell when you guys aren’t keeping me in the loop on something…your lips move
Or any kind of chewing cum
October 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Or any kind of chewing cum
Hershey’s pisses
October 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Hershey’s pisses
Change a letter, ruin a candy:
Shittles
Shittles
October 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Change a letter, ruin a candy:
Shittles
Shittles
If the old chain is still on the chainsaw, don’t remove it. Bring it that way to help diagnosis.
October 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If the old chain is still on the chainsaw, don’t remove it. Bring it that way to help diagnosis.
And if something looks suspicious, I get it snipped off
October 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
And if something looks suspicious, I get it snipped off
Mr. Nesbit has learnt the first lesson if not being seen
October 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Mr. Nesbit has learnt the first lesson if not being seen
Moon setting pictures were taken about 20 minutes apart.
October 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Moon setting pictures were taken about 20 minutes apart.
Ok…I love the goblin launderette snippets you’ve posted and I can’t wait for the book
October 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Ok…I love the goblin launderette snippets you’ve posted and I can’t wait for the book
Planning a trip to the UK for two years from now. When we come to London, what neighborhood or area should we try to find a hotel in?
October 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Planning a trip to the UK for two years from now. When we come to London, what neighborhood or area should we try to find a hotel in?
The thing about preserving your brain to be brought back in the future is no one ever explains *why* the future would want to bring you back
August 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The thing about preserving your brain to be brought back in the future is no one ever explains *why* the future would want to bring you back
Tut tut it looks like rain
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. Oh wait that’s bees
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. Oh wait that’s bees
August 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Tut tut it looks like rain
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. Oh wait that’s bees
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. Oh wait that’s bees
My brother teaches kindergarten and, at the start of Covid, recorded a bunch of stories for his kids. I totally recommend him: youtube.com/@samuelfishe...
August 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My brother teaches kindergarten and, at the start of Covid, recorded a bunch of stories for his kids. I totally recommend him: youtube.com/@samuelfishe...
Those are happy tears
July 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Those are happy tears
I first read that as “comp titties” and was like yup that’s why I follow Sarah
July 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I first read that as “comp titties” and was like yup that’s why I follow Sarah
Age verification?
🎶I’m just a bill…🎶
🎶I’m just a bill…🎶
July 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Age verification?
🎶I’m just a bill…🎶
🎶I’m just a bill…🎶