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Lurianic Discordian
@lurianicdiscordian.bsky.social
Sometimes known as the Discordoverian
Resident of Moshav Letzim
To this day, this remains one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
youtu.be/3CvQatXN-F8
The Geico Sheretz Commercial
YouTube video by jenniegold301
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January 23, 2026 at 12:56 AM
A kabbalist walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the Long Face?"
January 16, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Yehuda HaKohen spits pure truth

youtu.be/eQx6Yj57wgY?...
Does the Torah Agree with Nick Fuentes?
YouTube video by VISION Magazine
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December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Pleasantly surprised by my neighborhood. Even in my three block ED that contains no less than four Orthodox minyanim, Cuomo only got 30 more votes than Mamdani.
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Reposted by Lurianic Discordian
The ADL criticizes Mamdani for not meeting with "mainstream" Jewish groups, but they define "mainstream" in such a way such that if any Jewish groups meet with Mamdani, as many have, they no longer count as "mainstream." It is a game that cannot be won.
September 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
September 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This is probably a long shot, but any answer I get will probably be dank. Anyone out there know which herbs these are?

From Sefer Shoshan Yesod HaOlam. (I know, I know. Naughty naughty.)
September 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The haftarah this week reads like a scene from an epic mafia movie. David is totally a gangster.
Vayechi Torah Reading - Text of the Parshah with Hebrew & English Linear Translation
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December 27, 2023 at 8:35 PM
According to the commentaries on this week's Torah portion, Vaychi, Benjamin was a werewolf. My head canon is that one of the tribes of the Garou Nation considers itself to be the Tribe of Benjamin. My question to the World of Darkness folks is, which Garou tribe?
Vayechi - Jewish Werewolves | Sefaria
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December 27, 2023 at 4:27 PM
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בִּנְיָמִין זְאֵב יִטְרָף בַּבֹּקֶר יֹאכַל עַד וְלָעֶרֶב יְחַלֵּק שָׁלָל׃
Benjamin is a ravenous wolf;In the morning he consumes the foe, And in the evening he divides the spoil.”

Parshas Vayechi, Bereshis 49:27
Genesis 49:27
Benjamin is a ravenous wolf;In the morning he consumes the foe,*foe Meaning of Heb. ‘ad uncertain; others “booty.” And in the evening he divides the...
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December 27, 2023 at 1:40 AM