Lurch
@lurchpenguin.bsky.social
A birb, a puppy, a little guy. He/They. 39 now. Gay for all genders.
I bought a purple marble egg from a crystal shop. I am not going to put it up my bum.
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I bought a purple marble egg from a crystal shop. I am not going to put it up my bum.
Struggling with this 'roll over' thing. Won't somebody help me to learn? 👉👈
October 16, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Struggling with this 'roll over' thing. Won't somebody help me to learn? 👉👈
I think I know somebody who will appreciate this one.
October 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I think I know somebody who will appreciate this one.
Panettone update: fuck, shit, how is there still more of it.
October 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Panettone update: fuck, shit, how is there still more of it.
I have a terrible tendency to forget to post when I'm having fun so all my posts are sad or angry, but I'm actually secretly very chill and fun. Here is my slapped raw bum and a fun outfit from Pawsome. Also the cat. There is a cat. Con cat.
October 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I have a terrible tendency to forget to post when I'm having fun so all my posts are sad or angry, but I'm actually secretly very chill and fun. Here is my slapped raw bum and a fun outfit from Pawsome. Also the cat. There is a cat. Con cat.
He can now drive two different types of forklift and he's on the bed, what you doin'?
September 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
He can now drive two different types of forklift and he's on the bed, what you doin'?
A pup at some event once was offering out little stamped tags. I took one, put it in a pocket, forgot all about it.
It fell out tonight. Landed right in my fucking feelings.
It fell out tonight. Landed right in my fucking feelings.
September 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
A pup at some event once was offering out little stamped tags. I took one, put it in a pocket, forgot all about it.
It fell out tonight. Landed right in my fucking feelings.
It fell out tonight. Landed right in my fucking feelings.
Horsecock for the normals, gross feet for the freaks.
Considering bottoming tonight. 🤔
Considering bottoming tonight. 🤔
September 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Horsecock for the normals, gross feet for the freaks.
Considering bottoming tonight. 🤔
Considering bottoming tonight. 🤔
New skin, now I'm ready to be polished Aaaalll over. 🐶
August 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
New skin, now I'm ready to be polished Aaaalll over. 🐶
And in this episode of 'weird shit I saw': squishy bubble of crystallised paint water gooping out of a can of apparently still pressurised spray paint. (?)
Feels somehow dangerous. So I poked it a bunch.
Feels somehow dangerous. So I poked it a bunch.
August 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
And in this episode of 'weird shit I saw': squishy bubble of crystallised paint water gooping out of a can of apparently still pressurised spray paint. (?)
Feels somehow dangerous. So I poked it a bunch.
Feels somehow dangerous. So I poked it a bunch.
Rate my @animalz.bsky.social fit.
I love how a few hours in a little club has now become a three day multi event marathon across land, water, and some other fluids, but I've been absolutely fucked since the end of work on Friday so I'm going to bed. 😴
I love how a few hours in a little club has now become a three day multi event marathon across land, water, and some other fluids, but I've been absolutely fucked since the end of work on Friday so I'm going to bed. 😴
August 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Rate my @animalz.bsky.social fit.
I love how a few hours in a little club has now become a three day multi event marathon across land, water, and some other fluids, but I've been absolutely fucked since the end of work on Friday so I'm going to bed. 😴
I love how a few hours in a little club has now become a three day multi event marathon across land, water, and some other fluids, but I've been absolutely fucked since the end of work on Friday so I'm going to bed. 😴
Posting bum because I feel handsome in my new gear. 😋
August 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Posting bum because I feel handsome in my new gear. 😋
I miss when all fursuiters used to be like this.
July 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I miss when all fursuiters used to be like this.
I bet I could fit my fingers in those two tight holes.
Having NSFW thoughts. 👀
Having NSFW thoughts. 👀
July 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I bet I could fit my fingers in those two tight holes.
Having NSFW thoughts. 👀
Having NSFW thoughts. 👀
It's a three fan kind of a night and my balls are knee-low. Have a hole pic. 👍
July 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It's a three fan kind of a night and my balls are knee-low. Have a hole pic. 👍
Actually got all shaved and clean and went out to be horny today and then nobody fucked me. 🥺
If only tops were real.
If only tops were real.
July 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Actually got all shaved and clean and went out to be horny today and then nobody fucked me. 🥺
If only tops were real.
If only tops were real.
The @animalz.bsky.social Granimalz trip merch.
We very cleverly didn't have the beach towel in time for the nude beach trip so it is the only thing not covered in sand. The dog on the towel has a penis (not pictured).
Gonna drink so much illicit furry con lobby rum out of that bottle. 👀
We very cleverly didn't have the beach towel in time for the nude beach trip so it is the only thing not covered in sand. The dog on the towel has a penis (not pictured).
Gonna drink so much illicit furry con lobby rum out of that bottle. 👀
June 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The @animalz.bsky.social Granimalz trip merch.
We very cleverly didn't have the beach towel in time for the nude beach trip so it is the only thing not covered in sand. The dog on the towel has a penis (not pictured).
Gonna drink so much illicit furry con lobby rum out of that bottle. 👀
We very cleverly didn't have the beach towel in time for the nude beach trip so it is the only thing not covered in sand. The dog on the towel has a penis (not pictured).
Gonna drink so much illicit furry con lobby rum out of that bottle. 👀
I made a fren.
Some other creatures saw this harness in one of the gay little shops and so I had to go get it. It's basically made for me.
It is a good trip. I am now a lobster. Will be nude boating later. 🐶
Some other creatures saw this harness in one of the gay little shops and so I had to go get it. It's basically made for me.
It is a good trip. I am now a lobster. Will be nude boating later. 🐶
June 29, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I made a fren.
Some other creatures saw this harness in one of the gay little shops and so I had to go get it. It's basically made for me.
It is a good trip. I am now a lobster. Will be nude boating later. 🐶
Some other creatures saw this harness in one of the gay little shops and so I had to go get it. It's basically made for me.
It is a good trip. I am now a lobster. Will be nude boating later. 🐶
I have went in the sea. The sea has went into me.
Salt water is the worst thing to have your pup muzzle soaked in. I've experimented and this is true. So saltyyyy.
Naked dog beach at hotdogz is good. 🐶
Salt water is the worst thing to have your pup muzzle soaked in. I've experimented and this is true. So saltyyyy.
Naked dog beach at hotdogz is good. 🐶
June 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I have went in the sea. The sea has went into me.
Salt water is the worst thing to have your pup muzzle soaked in. I've experimented and this is true. So saltyyyy.
Naked dog beach at hotdogz is good. 🐶
Salt water is the worst thing to have your pup muzzle soaked in. I've experimented and this is true. So saltyyyy.
Naked dog beach at hotdogz is good. 🐶
Being a dog to prove that I sometimes go outside.
June 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Being a dog to prove that I sometimes go outside.
Masters of camouflage. Any penguin is an excellent choice, really. 👀
June 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Masters of camouflage. Any penguin is an excellent choice, really. 👀
I only have smol. 🥺
Also, hey, look who's arse that is.. 👀
Also, hey, look who's arse that is.. 👀
May 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I only have smol. 🥺
Also, hey, look who's arse that is.. 👀
Also, hey, look who's arse that is.. 👀
I have 'carried' him on my head. He has fallen over my eyes. This is a mask, not a hood. The rules were not clear enough for dogs. I am outside already and thus immune to any bad dog punishments. 👀
May 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I have 'carried' him on my head. He has fallen over my eyes. This is a mask, not a hood. The rules were not clear enough for dogs. I am outside already and thus immune to any bad dog punishments. 👀
Illegal dog hat by bad light.
-Lurch 2025
-Lurch 2025
May 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Illegal dog hat by bad light.
-Lurch 2025
-Lurch 2025