Two questions I'd like asked as a part of any reporting for the near future: What is the source of the funds that are being paid to El Salvador for serving as our extrajudicial jailor?
and Have we declared war with Nicaragua?
And yes, this applies to "cat saved from tree" human interest stories...

Current gossamer strand of hope: TFG gets bogged down by petty payback vendettas and can't focus on the double-barreled fascism-ing.