Didymus Holmes (They/Them)
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Didymus Holmes (They/Them)
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Former journalist & comedy/theatre marketer, now working in the public sector. Used to run The Velvet Onion [2010-2018] & worked for various arts orgs. Mostly out of the industry now but as Elton says: Ahmdilldahndin. PanDemi Queer. Tubby Lupar. 🚀🐶 💛🤍💜🖤
Lemme guess. Their mates have shares in firework companies and would lose out. 🙄
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
No worries! Think the news leaked early. 😉
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Never wanted to smash that follow button quicker. 😂 Excellent job. 😂
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Finally met her myself a few weeks ago in my local record store. Such a wonderful human being. Been waiting 37 years to see her live and then two opportunities came up at once. 😁
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I will see you in the super tight flesh one day, fat walrus, I promise! 😂
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
And hopefully we'll be back at some point next year... but it may just be 2027 before London sees us again, and that's mostly because I finally got to the Horniman to see their massively over-stuffed walrus and that entire wing was shut until then.
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
So, long story short: London folk, if you wanna see us, come visit Manchester if you can. We have a spare room if all else fails, and you can marvel at how a 4 bed semi-detached house in North Manchester costs less than a one bedroom flat down your way now.
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This time round we had a hotel in Lewisham becuase it was at least £200 cheaper than anywhere in Central London for the same quality of room. And I think that'll be how we have to do it in the future, too.
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
But it has made me realise the likelihood of us being in London for longer than a night now for extra special events is so slim, due to the sheer cost of staying London now compared to even a couple of years ago.
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