Lunesta Fizzlebach
@lunestafizzlebach.bsky.social
Just a connoisseur of things and stuff. Living authentically as a PhD student, Wesleyan-Arminian, and Veteran who happens to be gay.
Trump treats Reagan’s portrait like a symbol of borrowed credibility. I'm certain he’s never listened to Reagan’s words. Reagan spoke about “morning in America,” a time of renewal and optimism. What we’ve got now feels more like "mourning" in America, grief for what decency and unity used to mean.
October 16, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Trump treats Reagan’s portrait like a symbol of borrowed credibility. I'm certain he’s never listened to Reagan’s words. Reagan spoke about “morning in America,” a time of renewal and optimism. What we’ve got now feels more like "mourning" in America, grief for what decency and unity used to mean.
When I saw this at Newk's, I burst out laughing and yelled back to my buddies still in line, "Wow! They're giving away watermelon rinds. For Free! Can you believe it?!" I feel like an idiot, because I've just been tossing mine in the trash.
July 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
When I saw this at Newk's, I burst out laughing and yelled back to my buddies still in line, "Wow! They're giving away watermelon rinds. For Free! Can you believe it?!" I feel like an idiot, because I've just been tossing mine in the trash.
My conversation this morning with the PirateShip.com representative, Jordan, who swore I wasn't talking to a bot and mentioned wearing white TOMS to prove it. Apparently, pirates wear white TOMS—who knew? By the end, the pirate lingo got old, so I asked about it.
July 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My conversation this morning with the PirateShip.com representative, Jordan, who swore I wasn't talking to a bot and mentioned wearing white TOMS to prove it. Apparently, pirates wear white TOMS—who knew? By the end, the pirate lingo got old, so I asked about it.
I'm a person of faith, but this is honestly what it feels like having a discussion with Christian nationalists. Their theology is so incredibly shallow. It's thin soup. Although, that's the beauty of this country and freedom to worship however you wish.
June 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm a person of faith, but this is honestly what it feels like having a discussion with Christian nationalists. Their theology is so incredibly shallow. It's thin soup. Although, that's the beauty of this country and freedom to worship however you wish.
Will become the Black Hole of “Cuck-cutta.”
June 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Will become the Black Hole of “Cuck-cutta.”
If Scripture fits the narrative, they use it. If not, forget it. The cognitive dissonance in these hardshells is wild.
So many contradictions they need booze or drugs just to numb the hypocrisy. I know what it’s like because I’ve lived a duel existence.
So many contradictions they need booze or drugs just to numb the hypocrisy. I know what it’s like because I’ve lived a duel existence.
June 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
If Scripture fits the narrative, they use it. If not, forget it. The cognitive dissonance in these hardshells is wild.
So many contradictions they need booze or drugs just to numb the hypocrisy. I know what it’s like because I’ve lived a duel existence.
So many contradictions they need booze or drugs just to numb the hypocrisy. I know what it’s like because I’ve lived a duel existence.
Best in Show! 🏆🥇🏅
June 8, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Best in Show! 🏆🥇🏅
MAGA discussing their work ethic.
June 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
MAGA discussing their work ethic.
From a Yankee catalogue.
June 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
From a Yankee catalogue.
There’s the Christianity I’ve experienced.
June 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
There’s the Christianity I’ve experienced.
To all my former Republican conspiracy theorist friends: y’all were right! The Illuminati does exist, and I just got my invitation!
June 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
To all my former Republican conspiracy theorist friends: y’all were right! The Illuminati does exist, and I just got my invitation!
Spanish bussy has its own mascot. Imagine rolling out the red carpet for our bussy! Elevated status for sure yet humble enough to use public transportation.
June 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Spanish bussy has its own mascot. Imagine rolling out the red carpet for our bussy! Elevated status for sure yet humble enough to use public transportation.
“…Hotdogs! You know what they make those things out of, Chet? You know? Lips and assholes!”
June 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“…Hotdogs! You know what they make those things out of, Chet? You know? Lips and assholes!”
My recent conversation with Rudolph Giuliani.
June 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My recent conversation with Rudolph Giuliani.
I came across a DIY dye for tinting prescription eyeglass lenses on Amazon.
First review: 1 star. Didn’t come with instructions.
Note to self: don’t apply lens tint with a paintbrush, will leave streaks.
First review: 1 star. Didn’t come with instructions.
Note to self: don’t apply lens tint with a paintbrush, will leave streaks.
May 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I came across a DIY dye for tinting prescription eyeglass lenses on Amazon.
First review: 1 star. Didn’t come with instructions.
Note to self: don’t apply lens tint with a paintbrush, will leave streaks.
First review: 1 star. Didn’t come with instructions.
Note to self: don’t apply lens tint with a paintbrush, will leave streaks.
This is what I feel like sometimes in class if I haven’t read the week’s assigned readings, slept through half the class, and get called on to offer my thoughts.
May 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is what I feel like sometimes in class if I haven’t read the week’s assigned readings, slept through half the class, and get called on to offer my thoughts.
“Get him the hell out of here, will you, please? Get him out of here. Throw him out! I have a lot of fans, and they were not happy about it. And this was a very obnoxious guy who was a troublemaker who was looking to make trouble."
May 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“Get him the hell out of here, will you, please? Get him out of here. Throw him out! I have a lot of fans, and they were not happy about it. And this was a very obnoxious guy who was a troublemaker who was looking to make trouble."