You’re in a cult. Seek help.

Thanks for not listening to the naysayers. Your books are the books I recommend to people who claim to not be into reading books!

Nah. Most children don’t decide their religion. They just follow whatever their parents follow.

Is this to purchase the candles? Are there not Yankee candle stores there? Or is it a special sale or something?

This is what I’m here for.

The Catholic Church proselytizing to small children. Nothing new here.