2025 II: Calendar's Revenge
@lunasia.bsky.social
Enby tranner, Anarcho-Leninist, cheesepie truther.
The Monolith's strongest soldier.
We are living in the real bread hours. 🍞
All posts do reflect the views and opinions of Seafirst Bank.
The Monolith's strongest soldier.
We are living in the real bread hours. 🍞
All posts do reflect the views and opinions of Seafirst Bank.
Thank you Kim Lowe's for price adjusting the shit that was incorrectly marked up. I will now die for you.
December 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Thank you Kim Lowe's for price adjusting the shit that was incorrectly marked up. I will now die for you.
We were supposed to go shopping but my mom's been sitting in the bathroom watching cars crash for an hour.
December 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
We were supposed to go shopping but my mom's been sitting in the bathroom watching cars crash for an hour.
Broke my record for door holds today. Like 9 people in a row. Incredible turnout.
December 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Broke my record for door holds today. Like 9 people in a row. Incredible turnout.
This place is a fucking prison.
December 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This place is a fucking prison.
I'm so fucking tired of seeing obvious bots everywhere online, if you have a hand in this you should drown in lye.
December 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I'm so fucking tired of seeing obvious bots everywhere online, if you have a hand in this you should drown in lye.
Quick update: my death under mysterious circumstances has to be postponed because a stranger said she liked my hair today and I felt like I was gonna make it, sorry to anyone who took time off from work to mournebrate.
December 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Quick update: my death under mysterious circumstances has to be postponed because a stranger said she liked my hair today and I felt like I was gonna make it, sorry to anyone who took time off from work to mournebrate.
Happy bucket weekend.
December 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Happy bucket weekend.
The house will be unhecked.
December 17, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The house will be unhecked.
who up warring they frame
December 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
who up warring they frame
My dear friends are sort of like burgers.
December 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
My dear friends are sort of like burgers.
Prybar and hammer weren't working to aggressively disassemble a cabinet so I handed him a 24" pipe wrench and the cabinet exploded on the first swing.
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Prybar and hammer weren't working to aggressively disassemble a cabinet so I handed him a 24" pipe wrench and the cabinet exploded on the first swing.
Not watching TGA unless Geoff Keighley is prepared to reveal a release date for Dudebro — My Shit Is Fucked Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time.
December 9, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Not watching TGA unless Geoff Keighley is prepared to reveal a release date for Dudebro — My Shit Is Fucked Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time.
Had the horrible realization that I act like Agnes Digital when it comes to Harbor Freight.
December 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Had the horrible realization that I act like Agnes Digital when it comes to Harbor Freight.
You're either rock hard or hardly rockin'.
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
You're either rock hard or hardly rockin'.
Leaving a store in disgust because the wrench set I considered buying has skips like I'm THAT desperate for an anti-slip 11mm.
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Leaving a store in disgust because the wrench set I considered buying has skips like I'm THAT desperate for an anti-slip 11mm.
Only at Lowe's.
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Only at Lowe's.
Almost cannot imagine a worse buy than a mystery box at an estate sale. Like yeah, take $20 so you can give me a tablecloth, a couple toothbrushes and a phone case from 2008.
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Almost cannot imagine a worse buy than a mystery box at an estate sale. Like yeah, take $20 so you can give me a tablecloth, a couple toothbrushes and a phone case from 2008.
Absolutely boils my shit to see Routine actually released.
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Absolutely boils my shit to see Routine actually released.
The less I know the 🍞er.
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The less I know the 🍞er.
The original restaurant for my mom's surprise dinner was fancy so I was told to dress up, unfortunately I don't own anything nice so the best I could do was show up in jeans and my dolphin piss shirt.
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 AM
The original restaurant for my mom's surprise dinner was fancy so I was told to dress up, unfortunately I don't own anything nice so the best I could do was show up in jeans and my dolphin piss shirt.
Just escorted a very confused seedbug outside.
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Just escorted a very confused seedbug outside.
It brings me incredible pain wanting so many patches.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 AM
It brings me incredible pain wanting so many patches.
Stood in the kitchen the other night and suspiciously detected the smell of cum, so I begin speculating the new neighbors were blowing loads in my walls.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Stood in the kitchen the other night and suspiciously detected the smell of cum, so I begin speculating the new neighbors were blowing loads in my walls.
As they say in Rhode Island, fuck everything.
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
As they say in Rhode Island, fuck everything.
There's a specific cereal I crave all the time but it's that pretentious fancy shit in a tiny bag that costs like $100 per serving and it hurts my soul.
December 4, 2025 at 11:26 AM
There's a specific cereal I crave all the time but it's that pretentious fancy shit in a tiny bag that costs like $100 per serving and it hurts my soul.