The Rain:

Dang it, Hank. You've triggered my imposter syndrome.

Though, honestly, that gun will dry fire in the closet, so blaming you is unfair.

David Fincher....

Columbo...

I've been stunlocked by the thought. More so that I THINK it could work.
It would be like Guy Ritchie doing it , just with slightly less humor and slightly more awful things happening.

Get in on the ground floor of new stuff. Take control. Be the top fan. BE THE TOXIC FIRST!

You are thinking too hard about it. No one is looking at the alt-text and critiquing the grammar.

And if they do, you probably don't wanna spend much time with them. They're probably exhausting people.

Why wouldn't they?

Billionaires are like kings. No good ones exist. Simply by virtue of being one, you are a bad person.

Happy to provide!

Your art is awesome. And you clearly love your craft. You are more than allowed to assign value to what you create for others. An empty belly is reserved for what we create for ourselves.

Aaah, good old imposter syndrome. Don't confuse being a shit marketer with being a bad artist. Two radically different skills. Fish don't climb trees, you know?

It's hard to sell things. Often, success in the arts is about luck, not talent. I'm a writer, so I eat that gut punch daily.

Okay. Get that feeling.

Now, can you say WHY you can't charge that much? Clearly others are. Are they so much better than you?

If you can make money on your art, you certainly should. Especially with your art. What is it about the pricing that you dislike?

Yeah, but you deserve to be paid for your effort.

You'll be female before you become male.

Yes.