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War Ravaged Inflatable Brian Costume 🌙
@lunarobverse.bsky.social
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits”

the three spirits:
Han Solo, Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker, from Return of the Jedi (1983)
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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OK, sure, why not:

theinnocencetest.com
My innocence test score is: Baddie (53) "you're the most fun, but my mom would for sure let me hang out with you still. you've managed to find that sweet spot we all look for — teach us your ways."
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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This is the best part of the week.
A pill case labeled for morning and evening doses for all the days of the week. Only the Friday evening compartment is open and empty.
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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The only ones.
"If you're in trouble or hurt or need - go to poor people. They're the only ones that'll help-the only ones." John Steinbeck (The Grapes of Wrath)
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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To “Louisa C”, who is fraudulently trying to use my Apple Card to order a new iPhone, I have bad news for you.

First, the reason it keeps getting declined is because my credit limit is less than half what it costs.

Second, the virtual number has been replaced ya dingus. Get a clue!
A screenshot of an Apple Card latest transactions screen, showing three daily Apple Store purchases for $1,199.00 that have been declined due to “Card Replaced”
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Happy Saturday morning breakfast from Bertie Lou’s, my favorite diner.
Oat pancakes with apple compote and maple syrup, eggs and bacon, on a white plate. The poster’s glasses sit behind the plate on the table because the poster is near sighted and took them off to take the pic.
October 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Goodbye mostly good car. You hardly ever left me stranded and never required major repairs.

It’s going to be auctioned off, and the proceeds will be a donation to @streetroots.bsky.social
On a sunny cloudy day, a tow truck driver prepares to hook up a light blue 1996 Honda Accord 4 door sedan in an apartment parking lot.
October 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Here it is resized for an iPhone screen. I just eyeballed it, don't ribbet into me.
A tall and thin image of a logo labeled AMPHIFA, which consists of a black flag with a cartoon frog on it, in front of a green flag, surrounded by a circular border reading "Amphibians against fascism". It is a parody of the common Antifa logo and references the frog costumes in use in Portland peacefully protesting the ICE facility.
October 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Tag yourself. I’m CD Drive sticky.
At the Free Geek Pop-up shop in war ravaged Portland OR, a beige Apple Power Macintosh G3 sits on a wire rack in the sun along with other vintage computers and gear. There’s a tag on the G3 with a $150 price tag, a product id (FG825-106672), and the following: Model: Apple Power Macintosh G3 (Desktop) OS: Mac OS 92.2 CPU: PowerPC G3 266 MHZ RAM: 288 MB Storage: 32 GB SSD Disc Drive: CD-RW GPU: NA Audio: N/A Wireless: N/A Notes: FireWire untested CD drive sticky
September 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Meanwhile in DC
Trump stands on the White House lawn yelling at a kid in a red shirt mowing the lawn. The caption reads “SEND THE TROOPS TO PORTLAND WHEREVER THE FUCK THAT IS”
September 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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The EGA (16 bit) graphics of Accolade's Test Drive loading screen. It shows a key on a fob with Accolade, and the faux-shiny metal letters spelling out TEST DRIVE tm. Across the bottom of the screen is blocky pixelated writing saying "CTRL - (J)OYSTICK OR CTRL - (K)EYBOARD which is how you start the game.
September 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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A simple pink person shape with a neutral expression holds up their arms against a plain blue background. A word balloon reads "oh no". The artist's name is Alex Norris.
September 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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What movie do you consider "perfect"?
Rick (Humphrey Bogart) and Sam (Dooley Wilson) entertain the crowd at Rick's Café Américain in Casablanca, Morocco during World War II, a scene from "Casablanca" (1942)
September 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Bye, Disney+, Hulu, and ESPN.
Screenshot of a text message: Verizon Msg: We removed the Disney+, Hulu, ESPN+ subscription from your account.
September 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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It’s been a long fuckin regime and it’s only September. Cheers.
A scruffy unshaven overweight white guy in a black v-neck t-shirt, black framed glasses, and a Bad Religion trucker hat holds a beer in an outdoor patio, taking advantage of the golden hour sunset light. The guy in the picture is me, the poster. Cheers. A scruffy unshaven overweight white guy in a black v-neck t-shirt, black framed glasses, and a Bad Religion trucker hat drinks a beer sitting at an outdoor patio, taking advantage of the golden hour sunset light. The guy in the picture is me, the poster. Cheers. Yeah this alt text is mostly the same as the other one.
September 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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We don’t have to imagine it, it literally happened a few months ago.
Screenshot of a Threads exchange. First post from: thebaseddad If a democrat was assassinated could you imagine what would be going on right now? Reply from: michaelandwicket Yes. I can. Because it happened literally 3 months ago. And guess what? Democrats called for gun reform and right wingers made jokes about it. Trump said calling anybody to give his condolences would be a waste of time and then skipped the funeral. So we don't have to imagine. It literally just happened. And not a single person on the left called for a war, or called for the Republican party to be labeled a domestic terrorist organization. You cared so little that you don't even remember it.
September 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Yellow moon behind thin clouds over SE PDX
Over an apartment complex parking lot, a full moon shines yellow light through thin clouds
September 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Here’s the pic by itself. It’s right next to the Lock Screen screenshot in my camera roll
It’s the cigarette smoking cartoon goblin wearing high heeled boots with the tired caption about it being one of those days for like 8 months from my previous post but it doesn’t have the iPhone Lock Screen gui elements on it.
September 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy

It’s also my current phone Lock Screen tbqh
A cartoon goblin leans against a wall, smoking a cigarette and wearing only high heeled black boots but it’s OK because they have no external genitals. The caption reads “it’s been one of those days for like 8 months”
September 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Proof of pie
A can of Lucerne Original Whipped Topping sits on a filthy kitchen counter (don’t judge me) next to an open box containing a full marionberry pie with one-sixth piece cut out. The marionberries spill out into the empty space of the pie tin. A pie wedge thing rests against the side of the pie. Seriously, I know I need to clean my countertops but I ain’t got spoons for that lately.
September 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Happy Fake Labor Day, American comrades!
Line art of Karl Marx driving a sporty convertible with the caption "Get in loser, we're seizing the means of production" - credited to Yipptee Shirts
September 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Why would y'all do this to me? OK, here's a random picture

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
A picture of a pink and orange sunset on a street in Sellwood, Oregon, with this quote superimposed: "if it doesn't come bursting out of you in spite of everything, don't do it. unless it comes out of your heart and yoru mind and your mouth and your gut, don't do it." by Charles Bukowski
September 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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I have learned a lot, and only added lore and expanded when that is what the characters want to do. If it doesn't show up at the table, it's not actual lore. It's been great.

For fun, here are my original hand-drawn starting town and campaign maps that I used to kick it all off.

3/3
A hand drawn map of a port town on a bay that faces the ocean; drawn in colored markers. There is a main road leading in from the east, an incomplete wall to the north, and a castle and lighthouse on the western peninsula. The town is called Warjos Dos. A map drawn in pencil of a long coastline facing a western sea, with a large river running east into the ocean called Magnawillai. The northern area is labeled Mahalama o'Rundi, the southern area is not labeled but features a large city called Kopno'domas, situated on the convergence of the Luminawillai and Magnawillai. There are mountain peaks indicated east of the Luminawillai.
August 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Yup.
Artistic drawing of Frederick Douglass along with a quote of his: "The thing that is worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion" signed with his full name, Frederick Augustus Washington Bailey Douglass.
August 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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wish you were here
Photo showing me, Brian, a white man wearing black frames glasses and a Bad Religion trucker hat, from the nose up, eyes wide. Behind me is the Kay’s Lounge sign and a pale blue sky. It’s a gorgeous summer evening and it is a good time to have a beer and enjoy life. It’s better with friends, though. How soon can you get here?
August 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM