LunarKaiya 🌒
@lunarkaiya.bsky.social
Why do I relate??
January 26, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Why do I relate??
Happy birthday!! 🎂
January 22, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Happy birthday!! 🎂
Love the retro vibes Brad Breeck put into the soundtrack 🎹🎸🪘🏝️
January 19, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Love the retro vibes Brad Breeck put into the soundtrack 🎹🎸🪘🏝️
Well, who are ya gonna eat?
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Well, who are ya gonna eat?
"Oop! It's listed here that you were an Oscar Mayer+ subscriber 7 years ago, where you made an agreement that voids us any responsibility in a scenario where our "ham product " (43% turkey, 57% chicken) causes irreparable damage to your organs. Have a blessed day... and a Lunchables tray :P"
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
"Oop! It's listed here that you were an Oscar Mayer+ subscriber 7 years ago, where you made an agreement that voids us any responsibility in a scenario where our "ham product " (43% turkey, 57% chicken) causes irreparable damage to your organs. Have a blessed day... and a Lunchables tray :P"
Ah, yes. The classic 55 star U.S. flag...
January 16, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Ah, yes. The classic 55 star U.S. flag...
He knows when you'll be eating
December 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
He knows when you'll be eating
Deep fryers are horrifying...
December 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Deep fryers are horrifying...
"Salutations, good stranger!"
"Ah, but alas, my friend! We're not of stranger kind! You're the Cheez-It cracker that taught me the time strategy for a fuller gut o' brownie on social media, aren't you?"
"Oh, why yes! It seems you've recalled correctly, my friend!"
"Ah, but alas, my friend! We're not of stranger kind! You're the Cheez-It cracker that taught me the time strategy for a fuller gut o' brownie on social media, aren't you?"
"Oh, why yes! It seems you've recalled correctly, my friend!"
December 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
"Salutations, good stranger!"
"Ah, but alas, my friend! We're not of stranger kind! You're the Cheez-It cracker that taught me the time strategy for a fuller gut o' brownie on social media, aren't you?"
"Oh, why yes! It seems you've recalled correctly, my friend!"
"Ah, but alas, my friend! We're not of stranger kind! You're the Cheez-It cracker that taught me the time strategy for a fuller gut o' brownie on social media, aren't you?"
"Oh, why yes! It seems you've recalled correctly, my friend!"
Calories are a future-me problem... let's get GLUTTONOUS !!
December 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Calories are a future-me problem... let's get GLUTTONOUS !!
I hope you're alright!! 😬
December 19, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I hope you're alright!! 😬
The show was amazing!! Thank you and the crew for all your hard work! I'm BUMMMMED
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The show was amazing!! Thank you and the crew for all your hard work! I'm BUMMMMED