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Luna, Alchemical Asterism
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Queer plural system of calamitous lunar blossoms. Robot doll girls, freelance writers, speedrunners, occasional programmers. She/it/they.
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<Kyouko> About to watch an obscure arthouse flick at the cinema
A digital ticket for the 1988 Christmas-themed action movie Die Hard.
December 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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<Kyouko> Our phone provider is out here inventing whole new units of measurement
A snippet from a phone provider service message. It reads "You've got 12.7GBMB of data".
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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<Kyouko> This part is obviously bad enough as is, but the full Observer article also features other such gems as:
* letting "trans issues aren't part of the public discourse" go unchallenged
* claiming that Linehan enjoying poker because nobody complains about misgendering is proof he isn't obsessed
Linehan had the upper hand. “They threw me into the briar patch. You know that phrase? It’s what I wanted them to do. Brer Rabbit loves the briar patch. They threw me into the briar patch and now I’ve been on Megyn Kelly, I’ve been on Joe Rogan. My only aim was to try and break through the sort of weird way none of this discourse makes it into public discourse. I really just wanted to open people’s eyes.” On my second night in Arizona, I saw him tweeting in the early hours again. “Well, last night it was because I played poker late,” he says. “I just love poker and I love poker players. As I’ve often said: ‘You never hear poker players saying to each other: ‘Did you hear Ed got misgendered?’” I’d imagined him lying in bed miserably scrolling on his phone like me, but he was at a casino. His posts give the illusion that his life is just trans stuff, but it’s not.
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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<Camellia> ...PM, who is this for
A Season 1 3-star guaranteed decaextraction ticket in Limbus Company, rewarded for beating the rerun of Refraction Railway Line 1, which is endgame content. The vast majority of Season 1 identities in the game are severely outdated and see little use.
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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<Camellia> "Sorry, we missed you."
does it have anything to do with the fact you tried to deliver our package to the void
A DPD "missed delivery" message. The photogtaph serving as proof of attempted delivery shows a dark, blurry space containing no discernable features. It presumably exists between dimensions.
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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(Madoka and AveMuji spoilers)
A Discord post from Camellia. It reads: "suddenly realising how thematically similar Homura and Mutsumi are as characters two socially awkward queer girls who, when faced with the crushing weight of their self-perceived failures to protect the women they loved, decide to dedicate their entire beings to making them happy, no matter the cost. in the process, they both develop a radically different persona (albeit rather more literally in Mutsu's case) intended to shield themselves from the pain of what they are doing also they both flunked Communication 101 😔"
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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<Camellia> started in late 2.2, and been playing that same character ever since
The "Storyteller 1" achievement from Final Fantasy XIV. The "date earned" reads the 3rd of June 2014.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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<Kyouko> Woo, got our first clear of Touhou Dystopian
October 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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<Camellia> Virtual Hydlide: A Tale in Two Acts
Two reviews of infamous Sega Saturn game Virtual Hydlide. The first is a 1 star review that reads as follows: "Participated in a group race to beat this game, I got super tilted and forfeited after being fucked by the RNG and not getting a sword that is required to damage the next boss. I was in dead last the whole time anyways and didn't want to go though any part of this game again. Horrible, awful game I never want to touch again. The race was funny and fun though lol." The second is a 5 star review that reads "I got all my friends to race this game together and I think they hate me more for it". The reviews were posted on the same day.
October 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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<Camellia> certain people: "Here is why Silksong is mean for having trap benches."
PoR: "Mimic 🙂"
A screen from Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin. Charlotte Aulin stands beneath a small alcove. On the left side of the alcove is a mimic masquerading as a blue and gold treasure chest. On the right is a high-potion. Charlotte is at critical HP. She does not know that death awaits her.
October 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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<Camellia> oh neat, Imgur got blocked in the UK
or blocked itself
September 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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<Camellia> as far as game writing choices go, Mario Tennis: Power Tour infodumping tennis strategy on you during the tutorial and then criticising you if you fail it is certainly one of them
You didn't fault, but you also didn't listen to a word I said. Observe your opponent's position and serve to the weaker side. You have to get that in your head. You're a frustrating student... It's a simple practice, but you messed up every time.
September 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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<Camellia> (Silent Hill f ending) TBQQNZAVG, ELHXVFUV
September 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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<Camellia> let us innnnnnn
The header for Silent Hill f in the Steam library. The play button is unselectable, and "Coming Sep 25, 2025" is next to it.
September 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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September 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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The game completion endcard for Hollow Knight: Silksong. It reads "Game Completion: Time: 44 hours, 13 minutes, 41 seconds."
September 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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CW: pet death

our beloved baby boy, who only ever held love in his head, is gone
September 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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<Camellia> i still love that LC translated Moby Dick's rambling about whales into "Ishmael is autistic as hell"
A screenshot of dialogue from Limbus Company. Sinclair: "A-and you, Ishmael, you always get hyperfixated on something! Once you find something interesting, you never stop talking about it for three hours, at least! And—"
August 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Name: Stairs Speed On Name: Chairs Speed On
August 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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<Camellia> NSang is kind of silly
August 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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A Discord conversation. Unlabeled message: "Who do you think you are, an anime schoolgirl?" Hanekawa: "...Is that a trick question?"
August 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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<Camellia> the two genders
Evil Shark Pal Shark
July 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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A screenshot from Phantasy Star Online. A silver robot girl holding a gun stands in front of a cake stall. A choice menu with three options is on screen. All three options are "cake", written in lower case.
July 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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A screenshot of a top-down adventure game depicting a monochrome hotel room. The player character is standing in front of a nightstand. A purple text box reads "A complimentary mint lies inside the nightstand. You leave it to its thoughts." Somehow, there are now two mints inside the nightstand. Mints fourfold lie before you. You resolve to stop looking in the nightstand before this gets out of hand. You will not allow the mints to multiply any further.
July 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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<Camellia> briefly created something horrifying
(we reused an old stairwell map we had set up, but it was using a different tileset)
A girl stands in the middle of a stairwell. Where the walls should be is instead an endless sea of meat. The entire scene is monochrome.
July 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM