Lucky! I dipped my feet in a bucket of water for 15 minutes every night to transform into a mermaid but it didn't work. I must have messed up the spell. 😢

I just might. It would be such a fun challenge.

I joke about it too because it's so silly. I didn't realize there's people out there that legitimately find the sight of feet as offensive as the sight of genitals. 🥴

Porn, according to Reddit, I guess:

Oh, no! Sending the both of you much love. I hope he's feeling better soon. 🫂

I wouldn't know, I only play videogames for the plot. 🧐

"The plot":

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Thank you!

Thank you. I'm doing my best to work through it and your kind words mean a lot.