It’s Thanksgiving in June and these turkeys are gonna eat each other up. Gobble Gobble! 🍽️
June 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It’s Thanksgiving in June and these turkeys are gonna eat each other up. Gobble Gobble! 🍽️
The only card Trump is holding is the Joker 🃏
June 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The only card Trump is holding is the Joker 🃏
Walk your talk!
April 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Walk your talk!
Corey Booker is the 🔥 we need rn. Chuck who?
April 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Corey Booker is the 🔥 we need rn. Chuck who?
Trump is a skunk and Elon is just the latest to get the stink stuck to him. It doesn’t come off easy.
March 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Trump is a skunk and Elon is just the latest to get the stink stuck to him. It doesn’t come off easy.
What you NEED to know about Bird Flu!
YouTube video by Jackson Galaxy
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March 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I could give this a shot.
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I could give this a shot.
What sound does the twitterbird make?
Coup! Coup!
Coup! Coup!
February 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
What sound does the twitterbird make?
Coup! Coup!
Coup! Coup!
I have a suspicion what 45’s new cologne smells like… fart, fart, fart.
December 10, 2024 at 1:25 PM
I have a suspicion what 45’s new cologne smells like… fart, fart, fart.
Deny, Defend, Depose is our new mission statement. I want to see it on bumper stickers and t-shirts everywhere.
December 8, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Deny, Defend, Depose is our new mission statement. I want to see it on bumper stickers and t-shirts everywhere.
They only care when it’s one of their own who dies.
December 5, 2024 at 10:59 PM
They only care when it’s one of their own who dies.
Now that CEOs are in season, what changes are going to be made to our gun laws?
December 5, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Now that CEOs are in season, what changes are going to be made to our gun laws?
It used to be that when I saw a country having to fight for their right to democracy I’d sigh in gratitude that I didn’t have to do that here in America. Now, as I’m watching S. Korea oust their leader who attempted a coup, I sigh and wish we’d do the same.
December 4, 2024 at 5:09 PM
It used to be that when I saw a country having to fight for their right to democracy I’d sigh in gratitude that I didn’t have to do that here in America. Now, as I’m watching S. Korea oust their leader who attempted a coup, I sigh and wish we’d do the same.
All these new appointments look like contestants for the new season of Celebrity Apprentice: Club Fed.
November 19, 2024 at 10:52 PM
All these new appointments look like contestants for the new season of Celebrity Apprentice: Club Fed.
Been looking forward to Pluto’s exit from Capricorn, but not happy to welcome technocrats and our new AI overlords. 🤖
November 18, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Been looking forward to Pluto’s exit from Capricorn, but not happy to welcome technocrats and our new AI overlords. 🤖
I am horrified of who he has picked but I’m scared of who he’ll pick after they are gone.
November 17, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I am horrified of who he has picked but I’m scared of who he’ll pick after they are gone.
I feel like we’re at the part of the horror movie where we thought we killed the monster but it’s come back to life.
November 15, 2024 at 2:31 AM
I feel like we’re at the part of the horror movie where we thought we killed the monster but it’s come back to life.