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Luna (they/she)
@lunalapine.com
☀️ Security, a11y, testing, front-end web dev 🌙 TTRPGs, photography, modeling, & dance. Ex-vidyagames industry 💜 👻🧛🏼📚🌱🔮📽️🎨🎮🐹🩰 AuDHD poly/bi/demi/enby (they/she) 🏳️‍🌈♿️ Reskeets 🆗🍉 🔞 🔗 lunalapine.com
Well, this was a satisfying mail call today 😍
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
When I tell you I have been SHRIEKING every few seconds reading through it 😂

It's only 9 pages long (and very poorly optimized, the PDF is 350mb+) whoever wrote this nailed it. If I can be reasonably sure that this isn't available for sale by a small creator anywhere I might upload it to share.
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I've got a --

*Dead Milkmen voice* BITCHIN' KATANA
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Reposted with alt text because YEEEEUP, PRETTY MUCH
October 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Decided to remake one of my favorite music memes ever while working on my music collection, since I can't find the original on the internet anymore:
October 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
New ink, long overdue -- and it's one of my dream tattoos because I'm a huge Silent Hill fan! My artist still loves me even though I disappeared for almost 2 years due to my health problems 😭💜 gonna have to go back more often to make up for it.
October 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
crying! at the sleep token concert

(I paid extra for seats bc I can't stand, and as soon as Sleep Token came on, everyone else stood up, so guess who didn't get to see shit and sat there crying the whole time)
October 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I swear I didn't mean to order a drink that matched my nails 😂

(The Final Petal: a mocktail consisting of pea flower tea, lavender, lime, and tonic with a sugared rim)
September 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Going to dinner at my favorite funeral home-turned-restaurant and felt like maybe I'm cute enough for senpai to notice me?
September 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Magdalena sends wheeks.
September 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
And just like that, all the stress went away 🥰 we were among the first at the pharmacy after it opened to get our COVID and flu jabs but more people arrived after us!

Mask up and get vaxxed if you can!
September 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Went for take 2 at this haircut today and chose the most dramatic options possible, which was clearly the correct choice. Bonus: every straight man I know hates it. 😂

I call it Crouching Femme, Hidden Fuckboi.
August 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
In Two Point Hospital, Agatha Sphere is a rival CEO who makes anyone she talks to mad enough that they leave your hospital. She's mega-annoying.

It occurred to me that I could potentially just build a room around her when she shows up so she can't do any damage.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESOR 🤣
August 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I also dabble in boardgames 👀 totally forgot this had shipped, the latest in my Dux Somnium collection! They make some of the most aesthetically pleasing boardgames I've seen in addition to being fun and relatively easy to pick up 💜
August 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
(Not pictured: the tin of Quality Street and Shakespearean insult mug full of tea that signifies I am fully in my grandma era)

The Witchy Stitcher is a favorite shop of mine -- her digital designs and physical kits are both marvelous. Preordering this was a no-brainer for me! Yay mail call!
August 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
August 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.

(Hyperlexia ftw. Apparently the rest of the kindergarten class was unable to handle me reading The Tell-Tale Heart to them at storytime. Losers.)
August 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I was an earlyish backer for Witch: Fated Souls 2E TTRPG and it was so worth the wait! I squealed out loud when I opened the box 💜 There were many selling points for me with this game, but the biggest one was the Witch's Ward safety system that lets you indicate discomfort without leaving character!
August 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
What are four albums that would serve as an introduction to your musical tastes?

(I also struggle to do it in just four especially since my music preferences are all over the place, but...)
August 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
OH MY GOD I DID IT, I FINISHED CIV 7

grabbed a fridge cigarette (diet dr. pepper) and locked tf in for a no-thoughts economic victory to knock out the Deity mode nightmare and got it in one try following a very good guide
July 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
ok I officially don't hate it after all, the "morning after the salon when I'm too lazy to straighten it" test has been passed 🎉
July 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
well, we tried to do the cute undershave wolfy/shaggy cut, but my hair is so desperately thin from autoimmune and connective tissue diseases that we had to make some tweaks and idk how I feel about it 🥴 the shaved part is basically invisible so maybe next time I'll get more aggressive with it
July 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
my dice vault from @troxellstradingpost.com arrived and I'm thrilled! I wanted a special way to hold my Vampire: the Masquerade dice and he custom-sized it for me to fit all 18 d10s 💜 printed perfectly to my requested color palette as well!

If y'all need TTRPG accessories you should check him out!
July 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
😭 I have an Extremely Wicked Plan for my end goal though and I'm afraid the side shave will make it too hard to accomplishhhhh (see attached)
July 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
low-key these medline water bottle things that they give you in the hospital are friggin' amazing when I have to make my electrolyte drinks, AND they're dishwasher safe unlike seemingly every other water bottle ever

I just wish using them didn't remind me of all of my hospital admissions 🥴
June 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM