lunaglow.bsky.social
@lunaglow.bsky.social
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look for me in the papers tomorrow i'm getting crunk with My Boy over Dinner
September 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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me: *stubs toe on coffee table* fuck! this has to be the DARK SOULS of tables!

bendy: the ink machine
September 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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what if in the next pacific rim they used a giant mech content farm to brain rot the monsters
September 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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i was the first person in history
to master the hands free cum, but then they stole my idea and rebranded that shit as “yoga“
September 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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steve harvey: name a binary character who has secret non-binary swag
contestant: Frylock from Aqua teen hunger force steve!
steve: fry who from aqua team what?!
*third place on the board dings and flips*
*mr harvey leans on the podium for support and rubs his brow incredulously*
September 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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my car is powered by special rare green fuel that’s usually only reserved for saint patricks day celebrations and post-game secret objectives
August 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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you know what! fuck this!
*transforms into humongous mecha earl*
*begins destroying the city*
August 31, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Jobs are dumb why can’t i just fap and play rougelikes until i’m killed by war or disease
August 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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the masculine urge to do the super mario ground pound
August 27, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Earl or no Earl 💵
August 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Earls kitchen UK
August 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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minecraft earl mod
August 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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earl game engine
August 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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i love farming engagement and siphoning gas
August 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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If you cant sleep, then hit a big blunt. Even if you start panicking. Everything will be all right
August 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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justin bieber said to never say never
August 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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my name is earl and im more popular than the bible and the beatles COMBINED
August 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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me watching the cult classic movie 9: finally, a heterosexual movie for us guys without any woke bullshit
August 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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i apologize for that irate skeet about undertale, i just had a big splinter the size of a cork in the bottom of my foot and it was making me go berzerk mode.
August 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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pen pen triicelon is a perfectly fine game if you ignore the fact that Slenderman was on the development team
August 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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how did undertale change my life? it turned my wallet into a wallet with ten less dollars!!!!!!!! *slurps a big gulp from seven eleven* *belches loudly*
August 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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can drew gooden please take the earl challenge where he goes bald and magenta and wears only black clothes for the rest of his life
August 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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sometimes i like to close my eyes and reminisce about lost times…

francis fallenchungus… hear my cry…

awooooo….

but the moon didn’t howl back.
August 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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“stop manspreading!”
but i cannot, for my dungus has grown an itchy fungus.
August 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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I need him to rearrange my internal organs. Not in a sexy way. But in an optimization way
August 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM