Your pathetic 30 second orgasm is more important then the mental and physical health of someone else? For the rest of their lives?

Grab a rope and find a wobbly stool. No one will miss you. Time will forget you.

Show your coworkers that 12yo anime kid you're lusting over. Show your boss that (if you have a job, lol). Show your parents and grandparents that.

"I've shown my [enter someone who should know better here] this and they're fine with it"

Congrats, they're all degenerate pedos, too.

Oo thank you, peace be to you! Is there a coffee or creamer? A napkin? Nice to see ya! Remember Jiana (with an "i") from high school? She's in jail now. Sad. Aw.

Me when I stacked the chairs after a religious service, to be helpful.

As it burns, I'll holler "Le epic meme! Awesomesauce, trolled! Video game reference! Woke bad!".

I've also heard something about a Roman Firepit - it's when you take a certain flag and set it on fire. I'm allowed to do it without consequence because I'm on the spectrum and I don't know any better and I was overstiumulated. It just *looks* like I did something "bad". You can't get mad at me. 🥰

Do whatever you need to do.

That's wild! Tell children you know this story (with a kitten-happy ending). They'll love it.

Go on

I KNOW HIM

Sometimes 2 souls just need to gaze at each other. And that happened. Love this!

That's correct. I imagine she's going "WOO!". In my amazing imagination.

The one with the cute guys

RUEFUL I WAS THAT DAY. I thought "Soft pretzels with, perchance, a cheese dippin'?!"

And capitalism said "Nay"

I know you're both more gorgeous without the smoothing filters. Fuck filters. Neither of you need them.

They were out of curly fries.

Well for starters I go onto r/eyeblech a lot. Gotta see it online before I see it IRL, ya know? Next you download a thing called The Onion Router, an-[USER BANNED]

No one wants that, Tony Boner.