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KJlumpy
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Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.
No pasarán!
Thin-skinned narcissistic toddler says what?
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
And 8-tracks!
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Is his end in a bunker with a Walther PP against his temple or will it be hung from his ankles in a piazza? Either is fine with me.
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Wait until they start sprouting hair like it's going out of fashion. I assume my body knows what it's doing but I'm puzzled as to why I need less hair on my head and more in my ears and nose 🤷‍♂️
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Anyone else surprised we still have a sabre to rattle?
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
World's greediest man says what?.....actually I don't give a fuck what he says.
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Que Poland looking a bit nervous....
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I'm pretty sure "wanting to invade France" was part of the reasoning for choosing Normandy for D-Day.
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
They've been too quiet for too long. Brick up the Channel tunnel, shut down the baguette shops and start the long range bombardment of Bordeaux! 🤪
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The British armed forces have the same role they have had for the last thousand years....keeping the damn French in line!
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Spent many an hour playing Sonic and Alex Kidd on one of these in the early 90s.
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I agree. It's just another grift from the thin-skinned orange ballsack.
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Yeah there is some sorta sixth sense when in the company of another nutter.

Cookie magnet is epic! 🤣🤣
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 AM
You really should talk to the weirdo on the bus occasionally. Just for shits and giggles.
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Definitely the pub bore. Sitting on his todd at the bar trying to insert himself in other people's conversations.
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Break out the factor 5million sunscreen and bring on the little buckets of instant sunshine 🌞🤣
October 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I'm amazed at the confidence they have in the current Labour government to create a British bill of rights that would be fair to fartage and his ilk.
Starmer and Labour should leave the ECHR and then ban reform Ltd mps from standing in any elections. That would be amusing.
October 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM