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Nicoal’d, dark and stormy
@lumpofnicoal.bsky.social
210 followers 250 following 240 posts
24 im frotistic
i will talk all day about music or bugs or plants
Trans, Bi, and Lesbian 🥰
They/She
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Actual real photo of me pulling up bird site to find this
Illustration of a dog with a massive bone in its mouth, sitting in front of archeology lady at a dinosaur dig site. Dog is helping find bones
December 20, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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It happens to the best of us sometimes
Screenshot of tweets from PSX Bunlith saying “the word ‘teal’ sounds like what swiss cheese tastes like” “im high”
December 20, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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Found these sandals at the thrift store, thought they were pretty nuts
Holding a pair of foam sandals, which appear as though they were designed by melting foam peanuts onto a foot. The whole sandal is just weirdly textured foam orbs, each about an inch and a half wide.
December 19, 2024 at 11:47 PM
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New profile pic, am I cute?
Very rad blond 90's woman in full rollerblading attire. She moves so fast the camera could barely get her in proper focus.
November 11, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Help im becoming a truck girl
Photo of 1993 toyota pickup 4x4 with the dashboard removed, because im cleaning it and putting in a sound system
July 14, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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Doing the engine mount delete on my civic
Photo of the underside of my 1999 honda civic, everything is dusty and rusty, I am holding a bolt that was ripped out of one of the mounts of my engine.
January 15, 2024 at 7:57 AM
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Being able to see such dope artists able to celebrate their success like this is so fucking cool
Concert poster for the Flatbush Zombies 10 year anniversary tour of BetterOfDead for a show 11/16 in Los Angeles
November 17, 2023 at 7:07 AM
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You were so right, finally got it off this time. Idk why they dont just sell wrenches like this
1/4 ratchet, with several feet of extensions on the end, and also a jack handle (large pipe) on the handle to allow for more torque
November 8, 2023 at 4:07 AM
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I still don’t know if I can reach the bolt 🧐
A ratcheting wrench, laying on the floor of my garage, with 10 different extensions added to the end of it, for a total of 7 feet worth of extend.
November 7, 2023 at 11:24 PM
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Ultimate weight reduction hack on my Honda Civic
A large meta tray on the floor of a garage, with three dirty rubber gloves and a very large pile of old burnt oil grime on it that was recently removed from my engine
October 17, 2023 at 2:52 AM
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New Jeff Rosenstock album fuckin rules
Cd, pink background with a collage of illustrations and cutouts covering except for an opening for the title, printed in bold gothic font, “Hellmode”
September 6, 2023 at 1:30 AM
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Bender Dysphoria
A photo of a toy shelf at a big box store. The toy in focus is a box labeled as containing Toph, the young earthbender girl from Avatar: The last Airbender; but the figure inside is Iroh, the firebending old man.
September 5, 2023 at 4:59 PM
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Paying my respects at the Memeseum
A round room with a domed ceiling and marble floors, in the center of the room is a plinth with a large statue of a cartoon badger from “badger mushroom”. The plaque on the statue is three small images of a badger and a mushroom. There is a sneaky green snake peeking its head around the right side of the base. In the background on the left wall is a framed photo of the hamster dance with an accompanying plaque. This is the best room in the memeseum.
September 2, 2023 at 6:02 PM
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What a deal, thank u farmer john
Flyer showing a sale for 3 poinds! Of “Farmer John Meat Wieners” for $4.99 ea!
August 26, 2023 at 4:16 PM
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Got DMV Milk?
Photo of an abandoned, open, and mostly full gallon of milk; sitting on the last of two rows of empty black chairs at the DMV. The vibe of the grey linoleum floor and beige cubicle walls provide the most desolate vibe for the wayward container of dairy
August 18, 2023 at 9:00 PM
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Sharing my moth friends with my bluesky friends
My hand, wearing a blue rubber glove, palm up. On my fingers is resting a large Hawk moth. Its wings are lovely gray flecked with brown, about 2-3 inches and there are two cute antennae coming from either side of its head. It looks so friendly and beautiful
August 14, 2023 at 6:12 PM
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edit of macklemores text to Kendrick lamar after winning a grammy. Contact says Bennie Real. text says, You got robbed. I wanted you to win. You should have. It's weird and sucks that I robbed you. I was gonna say that during the post. Then the music started playing during my reply and I froze. Anyway, you know what it is. Congrats on this year and your expensive thrifting. Appreciate you as a poster and as a friend. Much Love
August 12, 2023 at 5:59 PM
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She forgot how to smile but shes still cute
Mirror selfie, i am leaving back, wearing light blue jeans, a small black crop top, my dark curly hair is in a ponytails, with wisps of bangs framing my face, and i am wearing wood framed glasses. Very cute, trust
August 2, 2023 at 3:29 PM
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Waiting in the car gf
Photo of me, messy curly dark hair, just the top half of my face showing in the sun visor of my partners car. There is a deep smile in my eyes
July 21, 2023 at 5:48 PM
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I would never lie on bluesky 🥰
Mirror selfie with sneaky booty! Looking very plump and healthy, wearing a blue and purple flower patterned thong
June 29, 2023 at 12:56 AM
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20 followers and ill post booty (real)
Puppy (me) selfie in bathroom mirror, i have dark brown curly hair that is about shoulder length with long bangs, wearing a black ribbed tanktop and linen pants with light blue, pink, and white stripes. I have black eyeliner wings, with three small dots of blue, pink, and white under each eye
June 28, 2023 at 10:29 PM