Peak on the peak???

I need a live action version of Avatar where it's just actual people covered in blue paint and then in the middle of the movie their called "Smurfs" for the rest of the movie.

The game constantly makes a one in one thousand roll and if it ever lands on "666" the game jumps cares the player. And if it lands on "3" you get shown pictures of cat.

TLDR: heart attack RNG

I just got mogged by a cat. That jawline could not only cut diamonds but cut whatever the diamonds are laying on. That Chin is so straight I could use it to put up a painting. Dear god.