This thought brought to you by my "Cringe Jams" playlist.

I literally screamed in delight!!! I'm so mad that I spent my whole life being terrified of spiders, because these were everywhere when I was growing up!

I scandalized the knitting sub a few weeks back when I mentioned that I remember how to do my left and right leaning increases by turning it into an r&b song in my head.

"The right way is to hit from the back. Ooh, girl, I like it like that." It's very dumb but it works.

I taught myself english style but I wish I had learned continental. People who knit like that are speed beasts. Too late for me now, I'm set in my ways.

That's the first thing I thought, too; scooping the guts out with the tip of your finger is just going to end in tears.

I've never related to anything more in my life.