He gave him a sloppy handjob just after the battle and Al said he hated it but he keeps coming back for more👍

Me too, honestly! Like it'll be better than nothing, but I'm not ashamed to say I'd like them to be more🤣

It's funny because it's not unlike when Charlie wastes her time and energy trying to clear her name with Vox instead of rising above it and realizing it's a game she'll never win. You can't control public opinion, people are going to misconstrue what you are saying because it's the internet...

I'm sorry for saying this but this is kind of a side effect of having a big online presence as a creator.
You're going to get hurt, because you don't dissociate yourself from your art and will take things personally. And people are going to get mad at you because they have access to you as a person

It's like people think it's only okay to Ship if you do it in a self-deprecating "I know it'll never happen I promise I'm not a toxic fan" kinda way. I find it so sad. You wanna believe RA will be canon? Then do it! Be unabashed about it, as long as you don't attack others over it where's the harm?

My thought exactly! Vox has no respect most people because he believes himself to be smarter than than. Alastor saw him for what he really was and Vox couldn't take it

Oh my fucking god yes THIS. Like don't get me wrong I like Vox as a villain, but there never was a doubt in my mind that manipulation was his thing? Vox might have kid himself into believing Alastor was "different" and worthy of being kept alive, but Alastor Saw right through him all the same

Yeah I know you're right but gimme the fics where Lucifer needs to process being vulnerable by being looked after by his deer boyfriend

Not the crab walk 😭

He has been wanting to complain about that for a very long time🤣
I love that Alastor would let someone trample all over his personal space just so he can use it against them later. Let's wait decades to plot a revenge for that one time this creep touched my shoulder instead of setting boundaries!

Not gonna lie that was kind of sweet!

Me too *_*

Theoretically the reason Alastor would accept such a deal IS because while Lucifer can't use his power, he IS technically the most powerful being in the realm.
Alastor would essentially get to wield Lucifer's powers that Lucifer himself can't use

He's so fab in both cases, I love me a man who switches 😍
The good thing about him being just a talking head at the end is that he can probably attach to any body he wants. Maybe next season we'll have him with big boobs