— The Holdovers (2023)
— Christmas Eve at Millers Point (2024)
— The Princess Switch: Switched Again (2020)
OK we’re scraping the barrel. Two final honourable mentions go to Love Hard, in which the moral of the story is ‘nice guys catfish too’, and the Lindsay Lohan canon 🫡
— The Holdovers (2023)
— Christmas Eve at Millers Point (2024)
— The Princess Switch: Switched Again (2020)
OK we’re scraping the barrel. Two final honourable mentions go to Love Hard, in which the moral of the story is ‘nice guys catfish too’, and the Lindsay Lohan canon 🫡
— Klaus (2019)
— Carol (2015)
— Tangerine (2015)
Honourable mention: The Knight Before Christmas (2019) - again, don’t argue
— Klaus (2019)
— Carol (2015)
— Tangerine (2015)
Honourable mention: The Knight Before Christmas (2019) - again, don’t argue
— Elf (2003)
— Love Actually (2001)
— The Holiday (2004)
I will not be contested on any of these
— Elf (2003)
— Love Actually (2001)
— The Holiday (2004)
I will not be contested on any of these
— Muppets Christmas Carol (1992): the best xmas film of all time
— Home Alone (1991): self-explanatory
— The Nightmare before Christmas (1993): some might argue this is just a Halloween film. Those people are wrong
— Muppets Christmas Carol (1992): the best xmas film of all time
— Home Alone (1991): self-explanatory
— The Nightmare before Christmas (1993): some might argue this is just a Halloween film. Those people are wrong
— Die Hard (1988): yes this is a Christmas film
— Gremlins (1984): surprisingly violent kids movie about evil furbies on drugs
— The Snowman (1982): for some reason will never be able to listen to the theme song without hearing “Christopher Walken in the air”
— Die Hard (1988): yes this is a Christmas film
— Gremlins (1984): surprisingly violent kids movie about evil furbies on drugs
— The Snowman (1982): for some reason will never be able to listen to the theme song without hearing “Christopher Walken in the air”
—Black Christmas (1974): Olivia Hussey slasher, one for the edgelords
— Scrooge (1970): musical version starring Albert Finney, probably your dad's favourite Christmas Carol
—The Wiz (1978): Musical Wizard of Oz starring an all-black cast inc Michael Jackson & Diana Ross
—Black Christmas (1974): Olivia Hussey slasher, one for the edgelords
— Scrooge (1970): musical version starring Albert Finney, probably your dad's favourite Christmas Carol
—The Wiz (1978): Musical Wizard of Oz starring an all-black cast inc Michael Jackson & Diana Ross
—The Apartment (1960): Billy Wilder banger about an insurance clerk who lets out his apartment for affairs
—Charlie Brown’s Christmas (1965): cynical Charlie seeks to find meaning in a depressingly commercialised holiday
—Frosty the Snowman (1969): honestly bang average but weirdly memorable
—The Apartment (1960): Billy Wilder banger about an insurance clerk who lets out his apartment for affairs
—Charlie Brown’s Christmas (1965): cynical Charlie seeks to find meaning in a depressingly commercialised holiday
—Frosty the Snowman (1969): honestly bang average but weirdly memorable
—Christmas Carol (1951): starring Alastair Sim, this is the best early version by a mile
—Three Godfathers (1955): Western retelling of the three wise men, directed by John Ford
—White Christmas (1954): see It’s A Wonderful Life
—Christmas Carol (1951): starring Alastair Sim, this is the best early version by a mile
—Three Godfathers (1955): Western retelling of the three wise men, directed by John Ford
—White Christmas (1954): see It’s A Wonderful Life
—Christmas in Connecticut (1944): a fraudulent cookery journalist with zero domestic skills is made to look after a soldier. Iconic
—It’s A Wonderful Life (1947): I found this pretty boring but riots will start if I don’t put it in
—Meet Me in St Louis (1944): Judy Garland, self-explanatory
—Christmas in Connecticut (1944): a fraudulent cookery journalist with zero domestic skills is made to look after a soldier. Iconic
—It’s A Wonderful Life (1947): I found this pretty boring but riots will start if I don’t put it in
—Meet Me in St Louis (1944): Judy Garland, self-explanatory
—Christmas Party (1931): short starring Clark Gable & Lionel Barrymore about a really annoying kid who throws a party for clout
—Night Before Christmas (1933): Disney remix of the poem, toys decorate a 🎄
—Silver Rain (1937): Russian animation about pigs & rabbits having a lovely festive time
—Christmas Party (1931): short starring Clark Gable & Lionel Barrymore about a really annoying kid who throws a party for clout
—Night Before Christmas (1933): Disney remix of the poem, toys decorate a 🎄
—Silver Rain (1937): Russian animation about pigs & rabbits having a lovely festive time
—Big Business (1929): Laurel and Hardy play door 2 door 🎄 salesmen
—Empty Socks (1927): Disney cartoon lost until 2014. Ends with a rabbit blowing up an orphanage. Heartwarming tale <3
—Scrooge (1922): Spins on the reasonable logic that Scrooge would have been traumatised enough by one ghost
—Big Business (1929): Laurel and Hardy play door 2 door 🎄 salesmen
—Empty Socks (1927): Disney cartoon lost until 2014. Ends with a rabbit blowing up an orphanage. Heartwarming tale <3
—Scrooge (1922): Spins on the reasonable logic that Scrooge would have been traumatised enough by one ghost
—The Insects Christmas (1913): demented Russian animation ft dead insects hanging with Santa
—Adventure of the Wrong Santa Claus (1914): Burglar dresses up as Santa & goes on a spree, pre-war Grinch
—A Christmas Accident (1914): poor family live next to a rich asshole who just needs a teddy
—The Insects Christmas (1913): demented Russian animation ft dead insects hanging with Santa
—Adventure of the Wrong Santa Claus (1914): Burglar dresses up as Santa & goes on a spree, pre-war Grinch
—A Christmas Accident (1914): poor family live next to a rich asshole who just needs a teddy
—Santa Claus (1898): 1 min short ft Santa slutdropping down the chimney. First ever xmas film
—The Mistletoe Bough (1907): spooky tale about a bride who climbs into a chest of drawers, as one does
—The Christmas Angel (1905): Georges Melies tragedy. US version ending has a Nahum Tate/Lear vibe
—Santa Claus (1898): 1 min short ft Santa slutdropping down the chimney. First ever xmas film
—The Mistletoe Bough (1907): spooky tale about a bride who climbs into a chest of drawers, as one does
—The Christmas Angel (1905): Georges Melies tragedy. US version ending has a Nahum Tate/Lear vibe