I love him omg

Update: they are pouring asphalt outside and we are all stupid 😂😂😂

People are weird!!!
Your dye job is so gorgeous!!!
But yea today was the first like truly disgusted face look reaction I got and it just threw me.

On positive compliments I did have a coworker stick his head in my office this morning and say "New hair who dis?? I like your new cut!"
Truly the energy I want to attract 😂😂

I get it's a shocking change but like if you have nothing nice to say keep your mouth shut.

Oh look it's me

They really out here gambling going "we'll still make a profit if we have to pay out a few families' lawsuits" 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Meanwhile I was reading it going "wow bamboo scaffolding is so smart!"
I follow a bunch of construction news sites for work and the amount of accidents that happen in the us because of people making horrible short cuts that are not up to code 🫠🫠 unreal
Truly a world wide problem

The unintended pun of using the word "nailed"

Thanks! 😂💖

I have substituted in whipped cream for milk before when I realized I didn't have any too late (works well with Kraft, not so much with Annie's)
Sour cream is so smart ✍️✍️

I love a good office rivalry to romance trope, but lately I've seen enemies to lovers marketed as rivals to lovers. Just because enemies to lovers is getting this weird "bad rap"
Like stop! They are different in my brain 😭😭

Thank you!!! I felt a lot of the changes in the new movie were weird but didn't know how to put into words *why*
I'm also so tired of everyone saying that Victor is supposed to be Byron and only Byron 🫠🫠 people give him way too much credit for Frankenstein and I *hate* it. This is Mary Shelly' work

Part of me will always wonder if this tiktok going viral reminded the production company they never officially cancelled the project

Duolingo posted this:
youtube.com/shorts/GmLjv...
And then like a week later the movie was cancelled so people where blaming the owl (as they should)

Remember when the duo lingo owl got the movie cancelled? 😭

Nail polish strips!
Still takes time to apply but no dry time or smell.
They're my travel mani go to when I don't have time beforehand

It used to have kind of an internal learning system and would learn your own personal typing habits/quirks with a classic dictionary
But I'm fully convinced they just switched it to some generic ai bs slop and is now using ~everybody~ to train itself