I would imagine hearing "put a bird on it!" every five minutes would get exhausting

Sucker Punch. I know all the reasons I'm supposed to hate it but as a bisexual weeb who loves Björk I never had a chance

(And then you start by finding people who like that stuff. And talk about it. 👍🏻)

What are you passionate about? It sounds like there's room to discover more right? I started teaching myself 3D modeling since making miniatures is too costly and Blender is free. Maybe something like that in your range of interests?

me for reinstalling the former bird app and absolutely wrecking my own peace of mind like a total buffoon

All of this, and to add: it's not because we don't want people to be ~mean~ ffs... Is because it's A DISTRACTION 🤦‍♀️

We aren't talking about the dangers if we're only ever mocking instead

Hell, I wasn't a Karen but a broke kid who thought that meant I wasn't expected to tip. Then I worked at the same diner I had done that to and was quickly humbled. Don't worry, have spent my remaining life over tipping to compensate. Still broke but less guilt lol

my dude WHY would you post this for everyone to see

She ended up with huge arms (lol) but still cute. Now to make half a dozen more before Xmas 🥹😭

this promotion was so fantastic

I love Sadako vs Kayako so much — (spoilers) Sadako basically dogwalks everybody she encounters for the majority of the runtime

Now that I'm entering that phase with my remaining parent I'm happy to do it, but even more glad I avoided that impulse. I'd rather just eat poisoned cat food and die alone than have kids as a means to an end, I'm barely okay with making more people as it is

I hate that I know this. but it's her new catchphrase. she didn't retire "that's hot" but her new thing is "sliving". it's like "living", but it's... her version that is supposed to mean "killing it and slaying it in one word".

it's very silly.

I see the Twitter HOA types are starting to make the jump over to this side.

a month later: hey, it worked. try this if you get tired of staring at empty space but can't stand being away from your trashy platform time

P.S. you got me to think critically about my true crime content intake by holding up a mirror, just talking about a topic you enjoyed. that's been really helpful to my mindset!

It's not you, it's them. Basic people are always going to find ways to be unhappy with you because nuance is hard for them. You're a complex person and that's a good thing. Also your mom seems like a nice lady and that usually bodes well for their kids lol. Feel better dude

gif of the guy spiking the phone and then stomping his skateboard