Lula Blue
@lulablue.bsky.social
Professional Girlfriend in YYC
(Calgary AB 🇨🇦)
FMTY Anywhere in Canada
💖✨ Sultry sweetheart with a passion for providing a genuine human connection ✨💖
she/her 💙
Sober Companion
www.mygirlfriendlula.com
(Calgary AB 🇨🇦)
FMTY Anywhere in Canada
💖✨ Sultry sweetheart with a passion for providing a genuine human connection ✨💖
she/her 💙
Sober Companion
www.mygirlfriendlula.com
🌊 Pisces 🌊
You haven’t had a session in a week and are now deep into the fantasy about becoming a “sacred intimacy doula” or something. Hang in there diva
You haven’t had a session in a week and are now deep into the fantasy about becoming a “sacred intimacy doula” or something. Hang in there diva
April 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
🌊 Pisces 🌊
You haven’t had a session in a week and are now deep into the fantasy about becoming a “sacred intimacy doula” or something. Hang in there diva
You haven’t had a session in a week and are now deep into the fantasy about becoming a “sacred intimacy doula” or something. Hang in there diva
🧚 Aquarius 🧚
You said “I’m not stressed” and then impulse-bought a studio light and re-shot all your leolist and tryst photos.
At least you looked good doing it
You said “I’m not stressed” and then impulse-bought a studio light and re-shot all your leolist and tryst photos.
At least you looked good doing it
April 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
🧚 Aquarius 🧚
You said “I’m not stressed” and then impulse-bought a studio light and re-shot all your leolist and tryst photos.
At least you looked good doing it
You said “I’m not stressed” and then impulse-bought a studio light and re-shot all your leolist and tryst photos.
At least you looked good doing it
🪴 Capricorn 🪴
You’ve made a new budget, sold two pairs of heels, and are scheduling posts to start your OnlyFans again.
You call it “strategic pivoting.” We call it survival.
You’ve made a new budget, sold two pairs of heels, and are scheduling posts to start your OnlyFans again.
You call it “strategic pivoting.” We call it survival.
April 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
🪴 Capricorn 🪴
You’ve made a new budget, sold two pairs of heels, and are scheduling posts to start your OnlyFans again.
You call it “strategic pivoting.” We call it survival.
You’ve made a new budget, sold two pairs of heels, and are scheduling posts to start your OnlyFans again.
You call it “strategic pivoting.” We call it survival.
🔥 Sagittarius 🔥
Booked a last minute tour during slow season because “why not?” Now you’re in another city with zero bookings and an Airbnb that smells like incense and regret, and one granola bar.
Booked a last minute tour during slow season because “why not?” Now you’re in another city with zero bookings and an Airbnb that smells like incense and regret, and one granola bar.
April 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
🔥 Sagittarius 🔥
Booked a last minute tour during slow season because “why not?” Now you’re in another city with zero bookings and an Airbnb that smells like incense and regret, and one granola bar.
Booked a last minute tour during slow season because “why not?” Now you’re in another city with zero bookings and an Airbnb that smells like incense and regret, and one granola bar.
🌊 Scorpio 🌊
You pretended not to care about the silence, then checked your email 12 times in an hour.
Now you’re flirting with the idea of messaging an old regular “by accident.” The darkness is winning
You pretended not to care about the silence, then checked your email 12 times in an hour.
Now you’re flirting with the idea of messaging an old regular “by accident.” The darkness is winning
April 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
🌊 Scorpio 🌊
You pretended not to care about the silence, then checked your email 12 times in an hour.
Now you’re flirting with the idea of messaging an old regular “by accident.” The darkness is winning
You pretended not to care about the silence, then checked your email 12 times in an hour.
Now you’re flirting with the idea of messaging an old regular “by accident.” The darkness is winning
🧚 Libra 🧚
You miss being busy… but also kind of love the drama-free quiet?
You’re rebranding, restyling, and emotionally hovering like a sexy little ghost. 👻
You miss being busy… but also kind of love the drama-free quiet?
You’re rebranding, restyling, and emotionally hovering like a sexy little ghost. 👻
April 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
🧚 Libra 🧚
You miss being busy… but also kind of love the drama-free quiet?
You’re rebranding, restyling, and emotionally hovering like a sexy little ghost. 👻
You miss being busy… but also kind of love the drama-free quiet?
You’re rebranding, restyling, and emotionally hovering like a sexy little ghost. 👻
🪴Virgo 🪴
You said “oh good, now I can get caught up on admin” and ended up deep cleaning and decluttering the incall. And are now rebuilding your entire website and filing taxes for 2027.
You said “oh good, now I can get caught up on admin” and ended up deep cleaning and decluttering the incall. And are now rebuilding your entire website and filing taxes for 2027.
April 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
🪴Virgo 🪴
You said “oh good, now I can get caught up on admin” and ended up deep cleaning and decluttering the incall. And are now rebuilding your entire website and filing taxes for 2027.
You said “oh good, now I can get caught up on admin” and ended up deep cleaning and decluttering the incall. And are now rebuilding your entire website and filing taxes for 2027.
🔥Leo 🔥
You posted the hottest thirst trap of your life and got great engagement, from the non-booking reply guys. And a fantasy booking request via dm with zero follow through 😐
You posted the hottest thirst trap of your life and got great engagement, from the non-booking reply guys. And a fantasy booking request via dm with zero follow through 😐
April 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
🔥Leo 🔥
You posted the hottest thirst trap of your life and got great engagement, from the non-booking reply guys. And a fantasy booking request via dm with zero follow through 😐
You posted the hottest thirst trap of your life and got great engagement, from the non-booking reply guys. And a fantasy booking request via dm with zero follow through 😐
🌊 Cancer 🌊
You said you’re not worried. You’re journaling.
You’ve also reread that sweet client’s review 6 times. Just to feel something. 😭
You said you’re not worried. You’re journaling.
You’ve also reread that sweet client’s review 6 times. Just to feel something. 😭
April 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
🌊 Cancer 🌊
You said you’re not worried. You’re journaling.
You’ve also reread that sweet client’s review 6 times. Just to feel something. 😭
You said you’re not worried. You’re journaling.
You’ve also reread that sweet client’s review 6 times. Just to feel something. 😭
🧚Gemini🧚
You said “it’s fine, I needed a break anyway” and you did redesign your rates page, again.
But now you are trying to decide between two different rebrand personas, maybe both?
You said “it’s fine, I needed a break anyway” and you did redesign your rates page, again.
But now you are trying to decide between two different rebrand personas, maybe both?
April 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
🧚Gemini🧚
You said “it’s fine, I needed a break anyway” and you did redesign your rates page, again.
But now you are trying to decide between two different rebrand personas, maybe both?
You said “it’s fine, I needed a break anyway” and you did redesign your rates page, again.
But now you are trying to decide between two different rebrand personas, maybe both?
🪴Taurus🪴
You haven’t had a booking all week but somehow you did justify a $200 candle. Priorities. (Also it’s a tax write off 💁♀️)
You haven’t had a booking all week but somehow you did justify a $200 candle. Priorities. (Also it’s a tax write off 💁♀️)
April 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
🪴Taurus🪴
You haven’t had a booking all week but somehow you did justify a $200 candle. Priorities. (Also it’s a tax write off 💁♀️)
You haven’t had a booking all week but somehow you did justify a $200 candle. Priorities. (Also it’s a tax write off 💁♀️)
🔥Aries🔥
Booked and steady last month, now rage-decluttering your apartment and rewriting your ads. Still hot, still unhinged.
But you’re one “rates?” message away from emotionally rebranding.
Booked and steady last month, now rage-decluttering your apartment and rewriting your ads. Still hot, still unhinged.
But you’re one “rates?” message away from emotionally rebranding.
April 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
🔥Aries🔥
Booked and steady last month, now rage-decluttering your apartment and rewriting your ads. Still hot, still unhinged.
But you’re one “rates?” message away from emotionally rebranding.
Booked and steady last month, now rage-decluttering your apartment and rewriting your ads. Still hot, still unhinged.
But you’re one “rates?” message away from emotionally rebranding.
Yes I’m channeling you intensely right now cause I remember you were super active on there before!
March 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Yes I’m channeling you intensely right now cause I remember you were super active on there before!
Thankyou! HEATLESS CURLS I’ve got it down to a science now!
March 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Thankyou! HEATLESS CURLS I’ve got it down to a science now!