#1 divorced dad
@lukewigand.bsky.social
I've got crisis stamina.
God dammit ninky majoge.
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
God dammit ninky majoge.
🎶I'd like to dine at that restauraaaaant.🎶
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
🎶I'd like to dine at that restauraaaaant.🎶
they are so scared.
October 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
they are so scared.
Absolutely amazing that she can just say that out loud and we're all like "yeah, we figured" and thats just our government now.
October 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Absolutely amazing that she can just say that out loud and we're all like "yeah, we figured" and thats just our government now.
im pretty sure this dude is an android. this cant be a real human being.
October 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
im pretty sure this dude is an android. this cant be a real human being.
Also everything there is burning down all the time and I've seen the burning and the burning waved at me.
October 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Also everything there is burning down all the time and I've seen the burning and the burning waved at me.
You know you could just... not post the lies? You could make that decision.
October 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You know you could just... not post the lies? You could make that decision.
Play of the year so far for me.
October 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Play of the year so far for me.
my kids need to watch his tears of the kingdom videos at least twice a week.
September 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
my kids need to watch his tears of the kingdom videos at least twice a week.
"Opinion" writers continue to prove they don't have any actual opinions about anything.
September 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"Opinion" writers continue to prove they don't have any actual opinions about anything.
we should make him eat the hat.
August 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
we should make him eat the hat.
