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All right then, I'll place my bets on you captain. catomancer/dogomancer. Poly.

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My impulsive nature causes conflict at any given time, like Kay Flock
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I'm fucked
Judge, if you're seeing this, please let me have McKenzie back
I even wore my nice 8 Ball jean jacket to the last court hearing
I'm ready to change
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 AM
My watch cost fifty bands and I still don't have time for you fuckboys
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Shorty chose to be with a demon
Sounds like her problem to me, haha
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Psychologically terrorized the op until he killed himself at the Michael Jordan Steakhouse
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I got to where I am today through violence
I'm thankful for it
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
One thing about me, I only fuck in fluorescent lighting
I need to see absolutely everything
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I have no backbone, I'm loyal to whoever pays the most
My character is so flawed, the only time I ever stood 10 toes on anything, was on the opp's throat
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Motherfuckers live in their car and call it "van life"
Stop lying to yourself and just say you're homeless, you stupid bum
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 AM
58% THC pre-rolled joints rolled in keef had me reading the book of Revelations
We are indeed close
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 AM
These white people are crazy, fuck 'em
Never let these white people change you
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I ain't gon' lie, I'm kind of feeling myself right now, gang
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Put the gun down, young man
There's too much pussy out there to kill yourself
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example
Y'all gotta stop playin' with me, man
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The casualties you will suffer trying to fuck with me will have you thinking like Magnus Carlson
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Cops wanna detain me for aggressively hitting the claw machine
I'm trying to explain to him that we are all just atoms so he might as well let me go
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I beat my own head in with a rock, because I couldn't stand the fact that I'll never get to fuck her
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
You think I'm standing here eating sautéed bok choy because I want to?
I'm waiting for the red-light district to open, you fuckhead
Use your fucking head
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I've been fully consumed by hatred, jealousy and lust
I can't help but get thrown into a violent trance at the slightest hint of criticism or pushback
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I don't wanna kill them, shut up!
I don't wanna kill anybody!
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Threw the opp into the particle collider, watched his ass get pulled apart into a million pieces
Turned his sorry ass into some data
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I have no morals or belief system
I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure
They asked me to shoot, I do it
I have no character
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
She broke my heart, had me shadowboxing behind the 7-Eleven in my 2005 Cleveland LeBron Jersey, Zara jeans, and some LRG shoes
Windows tinted, listening to Tee Grizzley, smoking on a goon rock
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
The worms in my head won't shut the hell up
They're telling me to go absolutely fucking stupid on 'em
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I let her hit the zaza just to buy her a bit more time
But all she wanted to do was fuck my brains out
Then euthanize herself
November 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM