Boss just pulled me into his office to privately ask me if I’m dyslexic bc I keep getting phone numbers wrong by a single digit

Married ppl being like “oh I’m so glad I don’t live w a roommate” baby he’s right behind u

British Azealia Banks: I was in the chew one chew

gaga never left actually, y'all just lack taste

Anyways stream Abracadabra

Big Tuesday vibes today…really getting the sense that it is Tuesday

Some really big things happening in my life lately