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lukepires.bsky.social
@lukepires.bsky.social
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📍South East, United Kingdom
https://linktr.ee/lukepires
Is that a Boston crème pie!? 😍 Made by yours truly?? 😍😍
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Philippa: "He's got a girlfriend in Cardiff, Tony was saying?"
Dolly: "He'd been seeing her for months before Jean found out. I said to her, no wonder the tread was down on his back tires."
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It looks delicious!! 😍
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Broken biscuits with a glass of milk sound like a tasty weekend breakfast to me! ☺️
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Did my invite get lost in the post? 🥺
(ps. I know that leg of lamb came from Sainsburys!)
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I assume you mean just for this year? Do Mince Pie virginity's reset at January?
November 5, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Not quite the same way Taylor Swift does.
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Me reading the first line and immediately thinking of The Cheeky Girls.
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November 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
@lilsunchip.bsky.social If there are no flights, does that mean we get extra streams??? 🙊🙊
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Thought I'd reveal myself - I'm redlight that appeared in your stream this evening. ☺️
November 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Happy Birthday, Cris! 🥳🎉
November 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Our paperwork deadline is the 8th of the month. Processing on the 20th. Payslips and P45's go live on the portal the next day. Money hits bank on the 25th.
Payslips and P45's go in advance for this specific reason, so you can take your P45 to your next employer as soon as possible.
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I properly laughed out loud at this comment, James! 🤣
It's also entirely true for me, too! 😂
October 27, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Congrats! You've done amazing!! 🥰😘
October 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
HR person here! 🙋🏻‍♂️
Yes, you're right - there can sometimes be a delay in the processing of a P45. Where I've worked, it tends to be generated with the final payslip.
I'm quite strict on some things, particularly if it's the other persons laziness... but to me this seriously wouldn't be an issue.
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Happy Birthday, Pete! 🥰 Hope you have a good one x
October 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Oh my gosh, that's horrible. I hope you're ok, sending you hugs 🫂
October 27, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Apologies. There won't be classical music and afternoon tea served on fine china - only cream pies. 🤣

Though I suppose once the activities are over, some of us might stay for a tea and hobnob.
October 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I'm in a WhatsApp group and literally this morning we were arranging a date for an orgy. By the sounds of it there will be at least 12. 🙈🙈
October 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
100% I would never.

Which I've just noticed. BlueSky doesn't appear to have ads?
October 23, 2025 at 10:24 AM
**scratches phone screen intensely in hopes that it will remove the emoji**
October 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I honestly couldn't stand her.
She saw the level of attention that Nikki got the previous year and tried to replicate it.
The thing is, Nikki had an innocence about her that made her drama that bit more endearing. Chanelle on the other hand was doing it on purpose.
October 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM