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Luke Of Norfolk
@lukeofnorfolk.bsky.social
Professional cynic but heart's not in it
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This place seems great. Like the Twitter our grandparents told us about.

Only issue was finding people to follow. But this Chrome extension has worked like a dream:

www.wikihow.com/Import-Twitt...
Fair
June 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
@brucedaisley.com Impressive marketing budget you've got there
June 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Getting the practice in for Friday night Spoons... 🍻
May 22, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Scaffolders working opposite, so whole street needs to hear them, per their contractual obligations.

One lad just asked another "chuck my suncream down bruv"

Met with a Great British "GAY!"
April 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The S*n showing why good grammar is important
April 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Good job we got rid of Farke! 🙄 #ncfc
April 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Mega, mega white thing. Shouting
April 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This is what's needed when you close down the Dept of Education 🇺🇸
April 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Easy up, Strangeways #ncfc
April 1, 2025 at 9:35 AM
1000%. Long lets 2 in there #ncfc
Renew Gunny's contract #ncfc
March 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
At the mother in law's while she's popped out to pick up food

Say less fam
March 27, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Admiral but....are blind people expected to be swiping bins?
March 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Moving pension from one provider to another now involves having HMRC call to make sure you're not being scammed.

Admirable... but 6 week wait and 60 min call is frustrating enough that I seem to have put my memorable word as "fuckin thing"

Looking fwd to call with "trained guidance specialist"
March 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The George Long Effect #ncfc
March 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
All over them, they produced absolutely nothing.....

So...time to pay off the mortgage.... #ncfc
March 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This but around a fire pit with coloured flames, Traitors-style
March 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Errrr...?

Was it the balaclava, sack and stripy shirt I was looking at earlier?
March 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Rachel Reeves could do worse than sticking the country's gold reserves on Betfair #ncfc
March 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I pity any neutral finding themselves watching this on a Friday night #ncfc
a man with a beard says things went sideways in a black shirt
ALT: a man with a beard says things went sideways in a black shirt
media.tenor.com
March 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
No Gunn, Nunez, Emi, McLean?? Dodgy lasagna? #ncfc
March 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This was amazing @pitchblackplayback.bsky.social

Please do more down this way!

#Brighton
March 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
When my wife asks me to hang out the washing
March 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Vance I'd like to see bogwashed

Trump I'd like to see waterboarded
March 1, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Sir, that is not how you parent
February 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Warm take: Utd would be fighting for titles if Moyes had remained in charge for past decade #mufc
February 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM