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My resolution is to become a SMASH HIT on bluesky

Had a moment today where I was blaring Steely Dan on the freeway and decided to become a dad since I already had the soundtrack

After sitting on a milk crate in an empty apartment, fully nude, staring at a calendar for a full decade, eating only bugs…

I’ve decided Blue Sky ROX MY SOX!

Hi. I already regret signing up for another one of these. Did I not already dislike threads enough? I needed more?