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Luke
@lukempls.bsky.social
Timberwolves, fighting games, movies, Minneapolis.

Fka: dad to the bone 😎
I’m gonna have to be brave and correct this morning: the prince jerseys aren’t good 😔
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Wait did I copy the wrong tweet 🫠🫠🫠🫠
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Right there with you comrade. The design is whatever, but the color is the worst part for sure.
Idk why people get excited about sengun when we’ve watched sabonis’ career play out the way it has.
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Maybe not performative but definitely peacocking your inner ear privilege
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Maybe but they were also getting away with some pretty physical stuff, Rob may have just died. Ant had to respond with strength and egregious push offs. 82 game season, they’ll find a time for him (also notable that Clark minutes were even more necessary than ball handling imo)
October 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Had 22 Pritchard minutes, but more importantly the blazers were just on a coked up tear, trying to do their best thunder/pacers mashup impression on their home opener, playing everyone for like 6 minute stints so they could go balls to the wall. My first thought was “Rob minutes gonna be bad”
October 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I think if you woulda watched the game last night there would be room in this discussion for “not tonight, but not never”. Bones first is weird but he’s still longer and stronger than Rob and it only happened after awful ddv game AND they played zone with bones in. Real weird slugfest game.
October 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Spiritually agree, I don’t really understand licorice pizza though. I gotta give it another go. Do you have a pitch?
October 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Wonder what a simpler real purple on real purple with the same lettering would work. Names on the back are never gonna mesh well though. And don’t get me started on SEZZLE 😤
October 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The colorway is just off, the shoulder just doesn’t work at all in person, it just doesn’t come together at all imo. But I like that it makes the wolf pack happy
October 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I said the same thing to someone I was trying to sell on it except I think I said “aw hell yeah”
October 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I finally met the other inherent vice head
October 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
What about dpm juices rim protectors so much?
October 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I have a hunch that it’s a house of cards but they’ve definitely drafted well.
October 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Jokic proves the point im trying to make, besides just being the best player in the league like 6 years running. He shoots better AND they got the exact front court partner they needed. You can build around them but the Gordon trade only really comes along every so often.
October 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Could be that he’s meaningfully better, but I think the most important thing to learn is the team building roadblocks you hit with a center who probably should have the ball a lot and can’t shoot and can’t protect the rim.
October 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Only played hk but I can’t imagine using any stick at all, is there a reason to use it over d pad?
October 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Gotcha, makes good categorical sense.
September 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Finch is swearing up and down that he’s gonna play 9 guys (and sometimes a situational 10th) but I get your reticence to add one in to the rotation.
September 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Institute of football preparedness honors Hank Williams Jr
September 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM