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Luke
@lukemaxwell.bsky.social
Writing and talking.
I spent a good amount of time last night butting heads with this guy. I think the numbers are against me on this guy. Going to go find something else to do and come back to him. Consistently have him on dark red only for him to break pattern and go crazy with the big hits.
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
With the new Football Manager a disaster the choice for managing a spreadsheet full of football guys seems obvious.
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
An update:
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The loading screen for the Dragon Quest remake is precious. Look at him, out on an adventure.
November 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The Legendary Hero is a yapper.
October 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The world is my bowling lane.
October 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Ordered a new controller for the Switch a month ago to save me from spinning, drifting joycon dizziness. It's been stuck in Dutch transit in the Netherlands for 20+ days now. No movement. All Holland.
October 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Smooth ice. IYKYK.

🧊 🐧 💙
October 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
This came in the post excited to read about all about this emblem.
October 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Conducting what I feel is very important research.

Kinder Schoko Bons vs Mr Choc Choco Bon Bons
October 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
October 3, 2025 at 11:01 AM
The truest of all video titles.
September 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Konami combining money pits into one giant money pit.
September 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I have great news
September 11, 2025 at 8:10 AM
This advertisement for the BOSS Dragon Quest tie-in campaign shows all the NPCs that help the player in Dragon Quest III. There are 583 characters in the mural.

I wonder if we all encounter about 580 people that help us in our lives and if a significant number of them are canned coffee drinkers?
September 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
The dvd logo but it's this instead. Cheering when the logo gets that perfect bounce.
September 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM
This looks like the Hero of Legend is calling you into his office for a performance review.
September 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
September 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Contra-bon-d
August 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Snap
August 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Kirby's angry eyebrows were the compromise I suppose.
August 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I enjoy these summertime fireworks from Dragon Quest X Online
July 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
No cage can hold Alena.
July 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Someone at Square-Enix is having a lot of fun torturing people like this.
July 22, 2025 at 8:56 AM
How could I say "No" to you Healie?
July 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM