Luke D.
@lukejdias.bsky.social
News reporter with Midland Reporter Telegram. Love movies, sports, and music. I’m an open book, just don’t be a jerk.
I was going to be pissed as hell if Pena didn’t make the All-Star team because of his rib. Happy to be proven wrong. Congrats to him, Brown and Hader!
July 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I was going to be pissed as hell if Pena didn’t make the All-Star team because of his rib. Happy to be proven wrong. Congrats to him, Brown and Hader!
The New York Times’ poll of Top 10 Movies of the 21st Century is getting a lot of traction. Here’s mine:
June 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The New York Times’ poll of Top 10 Movies of the 21st Century is getting a lot of traction. Here’s mine:
Ah, what a beautiful day to go out for a drive. Hope nothing hap- WHAT THE FUCK???
June 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Ah, what a beautiful day to go out for a drive. Hope nothing hap- WHAT THE FUCK???
Sinners, man. Has a few problems, but this is the kind of rollercoaster we need more of.
a man in a suit and tie with the words wooo on the bottom
ALT: a man in a suit and tie with the words wooo on the bottom
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May 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Sinners, man. Has a few problems, but this is the kind of rollercoaster we need more of.
Having to go to Town Halls for work here in West Texas makes me realize that I need to rewatch Parks and Rec to mentally prepare myself for all the morons that come through.
April 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Having to go to Town Halls for work here in West Texas makes me realize that I need to rewatch Parks and Rec to mentally prepare myself for all the morons that come through.
Film #2031: Scream 2022
They made an entire movie about The Last Jedi haters being evil and still nobody listened.
They made an entire movie about The Last Jedi haters being evil and still nobody listened.
March 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Film #2031: Scream 2022
They made an entire movie about The Last Jedi haters being evil and still nobody listened.
They made an entire movie about The Last Jedi haters being evil and still nobody listened.
Recently I discovered the subreddit r/onionheadlines, where you can make your own headlines in the style of The Onion. I’m going to have a LOT of fun with that.
March 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Recently I discovered the subreddit r/onionheadlines, where you can make your own headlines in the style of The Onion. I’m going to have a LOT of fun with that.
Film #2030: Con Air
Interesting concept, great cast, stupidly bonkers execution. I’m still not sure if I was supposed to laugh or not.
Interesting concept, great cast, stupidly bonkers execution. I’m still not sure if I was supposed to laugh or not.
March 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Film #2030: Con Air
Interesting concept, great cast, stupidly bonkers execution. I’m still not sure if I was supposed to laugh or not.
Interesting concept, great cast, stupidly bonkers execution. I’m still not sure if I was supposed to laugh or not.
Going to be recounting every film I see on here so I post more often.
Film #2029: Bruce Almighty
Very weird to have a movie about a feel-good field reporter, since that’s basically what I was. A bit eccentric, but has a pretty good message about faith. And ofc, Morgan Freeman as God - chef’s kiss.
Film #2029: Bruce Almighty
Very weird to have a movie about a feel-good field reporter, since that’s basically what I was. A bit eccentric, but has a pretty good message about faith. And ofc, Morgan Freeman as God - chef’s kiss.
March 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Going to be recounting every film I see on here so I post more often.
Film #2029: Bruce Almighty
Very weird to have a movie about a feel-good field reporter, since that’s basically what I was. A bit eccentric, but has a pretty good message about faith. And ofc, Morgan Freeman as God - chef’s kiss.
Film #2029: Bruce Almighty
Very weird to have a movie about a feel-good field reporter, since that’s basically what I was. A bit eccentric, but has a pretty good message about faith. And ofc, Morgan Freeman as God - chef’s kiss.
Execute Order 66… chicken tenders with fries and a drink.
January 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Execute Order 66… chicken tenders with fries and a drink.
TIL Stephen A. Smith is in freaking General Hospital, LMAO.
January 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
TIL Stephen A. Smith is in freaking General Hospital, LMAO.
Our reaction to the Brutalist situation in a nutshell:
January 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Our reaction to the Brutalist situation in a nutshell:
I hate football now.
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I hate football now.
Naturally my new desk is right next to the TVs, so I’m forced to watch the Texans get their asses whooped. DAMN YOU MAHOMES.
January 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Naturally my new desk is right next to the TVs, so I’m forced to watch the Texans get their asses whooped. DAMN YOU MAHOMES.
Happy Winnie the Pooh Day! Never forget: he’s public domain, bitches.
winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a jar of honey on it
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January 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Happy Winnie the Pooh Day! Never forget: he’s public domain, bitches.
Ah yeah, the Switch 2 looks good. A shame the Switch 1 won’t surpass the PS2 and DS in lifetime sales during its… lifetime, but it has plenty of years to catch up postmortem.
January 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Ah yeah, the Switch 2 looks good. A shame the Switch 1 won’t surpass the PS2 and DS in lifetime sales during its… lifetime, but it has plenty of years to catch up postmortem.
The Texans have already won more playoff games than I was expecting them too. Not that I’m complaining - until Taylor Swift kicks our teeth in, that is.
January 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The Texans have already won more playoff games than I was expecting them too. Not that I’m complaining - until Taylor Swift kicks our teeth in, that is.
My personal Hall of Fame ballot (if I had one):
* Bobby Abreu
* Carlos Beltran
* Mark Buehrle
* Andruw Jones
* Dustin Pedroia
* CC Sabathia
* Ichiro Suzuki
* Chase Utley
* Billy Wagner
* Ben Zobrist
* Bobby Abreu
* Carlos Beltran
* Mark Buehrle
* Andruw Jones
* Dustin Pedroia
* CC Sabathia
* Ichiro Suzuki
* Chase Utley
* Billy Wagner
* Ben Zobrist
December 17, 2024 at 11:04 PM
My personal Hall of Fame ballot (if I had one):
* Bobby Abreu
* Carlos Beltran
* Mark Buehrle
* Andruw Jones
* Dustin Pedroia
* CC Sabathia
* Ichiro Suzuki
* Chase Utley
* Billy Wagner
* Ben Zobrist
* Bobby Abreu
* Carlos Beltran
* Mark Buehrle
* Andruw Jones
* Dustin Pedroia
* CC Sabathia
* Ichiro Suzuki
* Chase Utley
* Billy Wagner
* Ben Zobrist
As my first post on Bluesky, I just wanna say… I miss Blue Sky.
December 6, 2024 at 1:23 AM
As my first post on Bluesky, I just wanna say… I miss Blue Sky.