Replace Nan with me and the baileys with 4 whiskeys

Lad, your an American who’s never been to Liverpool, whose bitter your best player wanted to leave for us, get over it

Have any international teams particularly surprised you over the recent fixtures with their performances? Can be in either a positive OR negative way?

Honestly the fact there’s a weird cult who still worship this low life, money scamming freak genuinely baffles me

In relation to Leverkusen, how has Victor Boniface gone from being one of the top rated strikers in Europe to ending up at Werder Bremen? Thought it was nailed on him joining AC Milan or another top European club

How has Victor Boniface gone from being one of the top rated strikers in the Bundesliga to ending up at Werder Bremen? Thought it was nailed on him joining AC Milan or another top European club

Fuck me got the lottery numbers for this weekend lad??

Can confidently say despite seeing them in every shop, I’ve never seen a single human being wearing them, which is the only hope for humanity I have left at the moment

Clever comment that would work well lad except you were part of the group that pushed for the breakaway in 92’ - so know your history!!

Going to shamelessly copy you