Luke
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Luke
@lukecarman.net
· Aug 18
Can’t wait to hear about future celebrities’ problematic Bluesky posts in 10 years
My gut says the parallel world of #Peacemaker season 2 is hiding something very sinister, but it could be equally interesting if it truly weren’t. Don’t force Chris into an obvious decision; force him into a difficult one.
September 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My gut says the parallel world of #Peacemaker season 2 is hiding something very sinister, but it could be equally interesting if it truly weren’t. Don’t force Chris into an obvious decision; force him into a difficult one.
What if the Superman logo looks like it does in this movie so it’s more believable as a Kryptonian symbol? Maybe now that he’s learned the truth about his parents Clark could make decision to change his insignia to an S. @jamesgunn.bsky.social
July 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What if the Superman logo looks like it does in this movie so it’s more believable as a Kryptonian symbol? Maybe now that he’s learned the truth about his parents Clark could make decision to change his insignia to an S. @jamesgunn.bsky.social
How I feel talking to people about the Superman movie with my Superman hat on
July 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
How I feel talking to people about the Superman movie with my Superman hat on
They should invent a version of Balatro you can play at the casino
April 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
They should invent a version of Balatro you can play at the casino
How I feel typing “I am Groot” in Marvel Rivals chat while I’m playing as him
a man is laying on a bed with a laptop
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March 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
How I feel typing “I am Groot” in Marvel Rivals chat while I’m playing as him
Some people be saying anything like what do you mean Trader Joe’s is “overpowered”
January 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Some people be saying anything like what do you mean Trader Joe’s is “overpowered”
It’s so cool that the world’s most ubiquitous search engine just sucks fucking ass now
December 3, 2024 at 4:50 PM
It’s so cool that the world’s most ubiquitous search engine just sucks fucking ass now
When the people of the future see the films of today do you think they’ll assume we lost the technology to capture the full spectrum of color?
November 18, 2024 at 10:17 PM
When the people of the future see the films of today do you think they’ll assume we lost the technology to capture the full spectrum of color?
Kamala has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in history on January 6th
November 6, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Kamala has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in history on January 6th
I’m gonna make a 90 minute video essay called “In Defense of Family Guy”
October 24, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I’m gonna make a 90 minute video essay called “In Defense of Family Guy”
You call my red barrel of flammable liquid “dangerous.” I call it “level design.”
October 24, 2024 at 1:04 AM
You call my red barrel of flammable liquid “dangerous.” I call it “level design.”
Seinfeld episode where George becomes radicalized against Israel and Jerry’s a Zionist
October 23, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Seinfeld episode where George becomes radicalized against Israel and Jerry’s a Zionist
This edible has me watching true crime YouTube and going “Oh shit this guy’s about to be the twist villain”
October 23, 2024 at 4:32 AM
This edible has me watching true crime YouTube and going “Oh shit this guy’s about to be the twist villain”
Jodie Foster — I received your coded messages and I’m going to shoot Ronald Reagan
October 17, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Jodie Foster — I received your coded messages and I’m going to shoot Ronald Reagan
YouTubers love dropping a “needless to say” about something you never could’ve possibly assumed
October 12, 2024 at 5:49 AM
YouTubers love dropping a “needless to say” about something you never could’ve possibly assumed
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #468,826!
September 29, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #468,826!
Advent calendars are just edging for Christmas
December 25, 2023 at 2:51 AM
Advent calendars are just edging for Christmas
Why do dogs with blue eyes always have resting PTSD face
November 29, 2023 at 2:26 AM
Why do dogs with blue eyes always have resting PTSD face
We really gotta bring back “liar liar pants on fire”
October 28, 2023 at 11:32 PM
We really gotta bring back “liar liar pants on fire”
Need pussy from a girl who works at one of those Starbucks inside the grocery store
October 12, 2023 at 6:23 PM
Need pussy from a girl who works at one of those Starbucks inside the grocery store
Just learning about Christopher Columbus, we gotta do something about this guy
October 9, 2023 at 11:05 PM
Just learning about Christopher Columbus, we gotta do something about this guy
Colleges will spend $40K to fill a room with Mac Studios and act like they can’t afford mousepads
October 3, 2023 at 8:13 PM
Colleges will spend $40K to fill a room with Mac Studios and act like they can’t afford mousepads
For $500/mo there better be a “get pussy or your money back” guarantee
September 25, 2023 at 11:15 PM
For $500/mo there better be a “get pussy or your money back” guarantee