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LukeDuke
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A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery.
Chicago | He/Him | RN | Astronaut Wannabe
September 19, 2025 at 10:16 AM
A few shots from our Alaska’s Inside Passage cruise… day 1
May 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’m sorry to y’all that find this cute… Fake grass looks fake, and I feel like it’s just ignorant. Why not plant something instead of literally putting a sheet of plastic on top of soil?!
May 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
March 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
For the hubs birthday this year he requested Banoffee Pie. I did my best creating Mary Berry’s, looks good. We’ll find out how good after dinner!
March 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My drop of water in the sea:
Step 1: Change default search engine to DuckDuckGo
Step 2: Change default browser to Firefox (and change default search engine there too)
Step 3: Use MapQuest
February 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Our dog walker is quite ‘creative’ with his post walk summary…
February 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If you see this, post a witch.
February 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I present to you the ST-350 by Trusco. I dare you to find a prettier toolbox.

*Not a paid endorsement. Have I asked about your car’s extended warranty?
January 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
zwei of uno
January 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
1 of dos
January 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The time has come to dismantle the #lego Christmas Village.

The Gabby Gals, flight attendants on layover, with you adieu!
January 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Leaving FB feels like breaking up with a toxic partner.
I’m done because enabling hate (queer people labeled mentally ill) & misinformation (no fact-checking) is appalling.
Why is it so hard to leave what’s bad for us? If you’ve taken the leap, what helped you click ‘continue’ instead of hovering?
January 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Time to start my annual tradition here. Every year I make a dessert or 3 when visiting David’s fam. This year is a gingerbread cheesecake. Recipe from FlouringKitchen.
December 25, 2024 at 4:13 PM
The kong bone always reminds of something other than a bone.
December 25, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Merry Christmas y’all. I hope Santa or Krampus brings you what you deserve.
December 25, 2024 at 1:43 PM
‘Tis the season to chop up all the veg in the fridge to put in the freezer before going to the in-laws. #heresthegarlic
December 18, 2024 at 11:43 PM
@davidvoorhees.bsky.social and I went to the #GangnamMarket this past weekend. We often get different flavors of things… it’s a fun experience. This last time we picked up these banana gummy candies. Best candy in the WORLD. Very banana, softer (but not liquid center)… y’all trust me they’re yum.
December 13, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Pray thee, my friends, Lynda shall be most grievously dismayed by the offerings of December’s #BarkBox. Such trifling toys are naught but refuse! Alas, poor Lynda deserveth far better!
December 6, 2024 at 10:06 PM
The Candy Cane 151 Swizzle tastes like peppermint got drunk, made some bad decisions, and you’re left cleaning up the mess, unrelenting mint chaos. @davidvoorhees.bsky.social had No Business Like Snow Business, twas a delight. #threedotsandadash
November 30, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Another mostly successful #Thanksgiving dinner in the books with @davidvoorhees.bsky.social
November 29, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Let the kitchen festivities begin. First up brekkies…
November 28, 2024 at 4:39 PM
LEGO posted on instagram a bunch of pictures from people who used Lego in their weddings. Some of which were from the LGBTQIA+ community. A few comments on the post were from homophobes, their responses to the negative comments…
For being so plastic, Lego shows more humanity than many humans.
October 3, 2023 at 1:20 AM
Name the place, win an imaginary cookie:
August 12, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Bracing ourselves for the spook-tacular holiday, @davidvoorhees.bsky.social & I decided to embark on scary movie nights. Skinamarink (2022)
August 6, 2023 at 1:07 AM