Only missing, “but even if I did do it, it wouldn’t be that bad and other people were worse”

It’s steep competition for dumbest GOP Senator, but this is moving him up in the rankings for sure

Another glimpse inside the alternate reality occurring only inside his dementia riddled brain

The important thing is she had fun playing lawyer

That’s what I think we’re all afraid of, especially after hearing that Bondi and Patel had a thousand FBI agents combing the files for mentions of Trump. I’m just wondering, with the type of evidence they have, is “sanitizing” it even possible? They aren’t above trying though, which is chilling

“Quiet piggy,” oinked the grotesque pile of slowly decaying human flesh

Can anyone who knows how classified document storage works weigh in on legitimacy of concerns that all the incriminating evidence has been scrubbed out of the files?

There have to be multiple copies across multiple agencies, right? And anything being removed would leave gapping holes, correct?

If you’re a pedestrian, it’s just common manners to do the crosswalk shuffle where you try to look like you’re jogging out of the way but don’t actually move any faster

JD Vance frantically reposting this to show he’s totally in on the joke and absolutely has a sense of humor

Is this one of those “I didn’t take him literally, I took him seriously” bullshit non explanations for Trump support from Ben?

It’ll be the one thing anyone remembers about him. Quite the legacy

I think it just underscores that at his core,he is a spoiled man baby who hurls cheap insults. Normal people can’t wrap their heads around what it would be like to grow up never facing any repercussions for anything ever. Its unnerving to see someone behave without regard for decency we just expect

You were too busy taking him seriously

If Alabamans could read they’d be so pissed right now

FOX should be good with large sums.

Like half a billion.

As in, the number of dollars they had to pay for intentionally telling lies on their (supposed) news channel

Trump does the swallowing (allegedly)

**for anyone born after 1980, a “doctor” is someone who takes care of your insides when they get all yucky