Saw a guy in tan pants and a white t-shirt at a cafe in Billings this morning. With an unlit Gauloises dangling from the corner of his mouth, he ordered a grand crème and casually asked for utensils. He’s clearly been planning something for many years. Careful, Candace.

… but the Craigslist ad states, “Reasonably qualified need not apply.”

“You want the poop?! You can’t handle the poop!”

I have seen a wolf stir, but never have I seen one shaken.

Do you Canadians still boast about your collection of really, really big vats of maple syrup?

putin’s Kyiv-born pal, Dmitriev, the Harvard and Stanford educated tool, needs to have a private sit-down with Mr. Budanov. Should only take a minute.

What a total piece of shit. Nurses are professionals and the lifeblood of our healthcare system. May he receive only non-professional care until he’s gone.

For the sake of the world, let’s hope they can settle their differences and seize the opportunity to enjoy some sight-seeing trips on a trump family helicopter.

Dead Elvis dances better than the pig.

Fox has convinced them that ash trees will grow avocados.

😁

No. Jeff is not interested in involving himself in suits of any kind.

Hmmm, I understood that Satan wears Prada.