They also remind you of their existence periodically with loud noises

you can beat a superhumans if you got that dawg in you (are suicidal)

hes gay?

PA has a tweaker version of nearly every occupation, like Darwin’s finches of the Galapagos

hes gonna get aquited and publish a best selling book next year, giving it to him in his rookie season feels premature

I know I sound like a dumb little techbro dipshit but, like, it should've been Elon. Hes an insufferable asshole that no one likes but post twitter buyout hes probably the biggest name in media right now. Hes doing the whole US imperialism schtick as an independent citizen from South africa.

I get it, one of the first things you obsess over is getting the rails running on time

Isnt this whole thing a woody allen bit? Like regular lib gets brain injury and turns republican?

like theres only two outcomes from this:
Bernie gets to their ego and they cut funding from the military industrial complex (yeah not happening)
They dont and people realise that they're cowardly hypocrites.

I hope that baby jabba the hut gets punched like Baby Yoda in the mandalorian

i thought that was keemstar

It's kinda cool how they're shooting eachother

No, stupid is the right word dont let them get to you

People who think tankies are relevant politicaly and/or an organized group are just chronically online

Fuckass horseshoe theory strikes again

No, you have to watch nosferausted before you can use the more familiar variation.

It's kinda cool how libs think that you should sacrifice all of your morals and sell your soul to the devil to win and then lose and maintain the status quo.

What's the point of being the opposition if you're just republicans lite?

Luigi aparently had a mask on so that cashier was a giga narc nerd bitch

god the trial is gonna be so cool until they bring up a facepook post from 2014 where he says the n word.