Troy Lukkarila
@lukalips.bsky.social
Hemorrhoid survivor. Specializing in mediocrity. I write mediocre software and compose mediocre music. I am a mediocre funny man. I shoot mediocre videos. Also, I hate fascism. Visit my site at www.Lukalips.com I/ME/MINE
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Troy Lukkarila
@lukalips.bsky.social
· Jan 28
What happens in my pants stays in my pants… usually.
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I've been told this one is not funny.
August 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I've been told this one is not funny.
Ffs... Is this thing even on?
July 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Ffs... Is this thing even on?
The summer smiles,
The summer knows
And unashamed
She picks her nose
The summer knows
And unashamed
She picks her nose
July 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The summer smiles,
The summer knows
And unashamed
She picks her nose
The summer knows
And unashamed
She picks her nose
History books always omit that before Burr and Hamilton decided on pistols they tried resolving their differences with a tickle fight.
July 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
History books always omit that before Burr and Hamilton decided on pistols they tried resolving their differences with a tickle fight.
I haven’t seen the new Superman movie, but I feel dogs with super powers are extremely dangerous. Has the comic world addressed this?
July 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I haven’t seen the new Superman movie, but I feel dogs with super powers are extremely dangerous. Has the comic world addressed this?
Oh my… I’m feeling very sedatious.
July 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Oh my… I’m feeling very sedatious.
I’ve been told my choice to not have a resource devouring child is selfish.
July 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I’ve been told my choice to not have a resource devouring child is selfish.
AI is good at imitating a jellyfish, but how well can it do a human?
July 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
AI is good at imitating a jellyfish, but how well can it do a human?
Senator Murkowski's head appears to be sinking into her body. Must be trying to fill the space where her soul was.
July 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Senator Murkowski's head appears to be sinking into her body. Must be trying to fill the space where her soul was.
This observation might be 47 years late, but the original art for the Kate Bush album The Kick Inside is way better than the alternative artwork. Guess they felt they needed a good looking woman on the cover in order to sell it. What a shame.
June 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This observation might be 47 years late, but the original art for the Kate Bush album The Kick Inside is way better than the alternative artwork. Guess they felt they needed a good looking woman on the cover in order to sell it. What a shame.
Large kiosk crashed at JFK. Decided to do a little “good trouble” and change it to the first “no kings” image I could find.
June 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Large kiosk crashed at JFK. Decided to do a little “good trouble” and change it to the first “no kings” image I could find.
Over 50 years ago some doctor cut off part of my penis without my consent. Amazed they are still doing it to babies to this day.
June 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Over 50 years ago some doctor cut off part of my penis without my consent. Amazed they are still doing it to babies to this day.
It's so embarrassing to poop your pants in public.
June 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It's so embarrassing to poop your pants in public.
Doing our part in Duval FL
June 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Doing our part in Duval FL
I’ve been told some people think it's kind of a jerk move when I make a dude dig his own grave.
June 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’ve been told some people think it's kind of a jerk move when I make a dude dig his own grave.
In the mighty jungle the lion does NOT sleep tonight because lions DON'T LIVE IN THE JUNGLE. Where are we as a society when we can't trust the accuracy of old pop songs?
June 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
In the mighty jungle the lion does NOT sleep tonight because lions DON'T LIVE IN THE JUNGLE. Where are we as a society when we can't trust the accuracy of old pop songs?
Guess no federal job for me because I want it on the record that trump can go fuck himself.
June 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Guess no federal job for me because I want it on the record that trump can go fuck himself.
I sometimes wonder if some homeless people simply lost their phone and wallet and didn't have any numbers memorized, so they just didn't know what to do.
May 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I sometimes wonder if some homeless people simply lost their phone and wallet and didn't have any numbers memorized, so they just didn't know what to do.
I’m pretty stupid, but unfortunately just short of being stupid enough to enjoy what’s going on in this country. My cousins in the other hand…
May 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I’m pretty stupid, but unfortunately just short of being stupid enough to enjoy what’s going on in this country. My cousins in the other hand…
Beware this wild animal
May 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Beware this wild animal